Date: 02/12/2024
Run: 2304
Hares: Golly and Raggedy Ann
Location: 4 Trochus Court, Shoal Point
Hashers: 17
Being the first run in Summer, coats etc were not required.
I was wondering how many would turn up as word on the street was that there could be a COVID super spreader amongst us. We knew that the GM, the Monkee, Daffodil and possibly Corgi had the dreaded disease. The Monk fled to Adelaide the choir master to Melbourne to avoid infection.
We’re not sure who the spreader is but there is one in our throng who greets everyone on arrival. Is it her? No one knows, but she wasn’t going to have contact with hashers tonight ,.
There were about 17 healthy starters when the run was called. 14 eager runners left for points unknown. Three of the smarter ones got in my car with the hare and the piss stop beverage.
The run headed east over the big sand hill and then south before encountering the said hill once again. From there Lassie noticed the red hash shirts off in the distance. Smelling green ginger wine, no more marks guiding her, straight to the PS.
The pack followed and after their thirst was quenched (not the Rocky pair) it was on home.
Having no hierarchy fit it was left to our burnt-out past GM to make an effort and a past Choir Master and Trail Disaster to perform the necessary functions.
The night went off without a hitch. Fines issued Down downs taken, jokes told. Unfortunately U-turn was absent so Maple Syrup tried her best to fuk up a joke or two in the Ewey spirit, not by forgetting the punch line but the whole joke. Our song sung and circle closed
Golly served up his usual feast then Raggedy followed up with chocolate bars
ON ON to 70 SATELLITE CRES, OUTER HARBOUR for next week
# Some of you may know Floppy from Rocky Hash. He sadly passed away on the 29th November. His celebration of life is happening on the 10th December at Rockhampton Crematorium.