Date – 12 October 2026
Run – 2403
Hare – Mango and Pensioner
Venue – John Breen Park, North Mackay
Hashers – 26

On a sultry October evening, a LARGE number of Hashers ventured to John Breen park for a wander through the streets around North Mackay. Most of the crowd set off down Malcomson Street towards Valley Street on an envelope run set by Pensh. A few Beer Hunters headed north in search of a refreshing cold one and a few more stayed behind to catch up. 

Incoming runners had a whinge and a moan about the piss truck being locked but eventually Golly returned and set the world to right with icy cold refreshments. After nibbles were consumed the Circle was called. Stand in Monk, Harbour, fumbled his way through the charges, jokes and any other business. Eventually the circle closed and a good feed (supplied by Mango and Pensh) was had by all. 

After catching up with lots of returning runners and Hashie friends, calls of “On, On” echoed throughout as we bade farewell for another night. Off to dream of the adventure that awaits next week at Camilleri Park.

Date – 05 October 2026
Run – 2402
Hare – Maple Syrup
Venue – 66 O’Brien Esplanade, Shoal Point
Hashers – 20

It could have been run 2399 or 2400 or 2401…. confusion reigns. Never mind… 20 old hashers turned up at Maple Syrup’s little shack in the boondocks of Shoal Point. After some greetings and stuff, Maple herded everyone out the front and informed us that she was a live piss stop, and follow her if you wish, or just wander off on your own little excursion through deepest Shoal P. 

Me having a bung knee, I decided it was prudent to babysit the beer truck, along with Snot and Knicker, so I dunno what happened out there. But in dribs and drabs the mob returned, no-one sporting injuries, so it must have been a quiet run, indeed, so quiet that no-one found the piss stop except Maple, who decided to abandon said stop and head back home.  (Editor’s note: BS!)

Then began the serious business of talking about nothing, until stand-in Monk BloJo called for quiet and began the circle. Now, the old memory fades a bit here, but there was charges and jokes and more charges, but I can’t remember any of it. I do recall the circle being re-convened at some stage to farewell Blurry, who was about to set off for S.A., dogs in tow. 

Shorty thereafter, Maple emerged from the shack bearing a Canadian version of chilli con carne, which the ravenous pack fell upon, and devoured in record time.

More yackin and sippin, until the mob quietly dispersed and wandered off home.

Next week… head to the old well worn John Breen Park. See ya there

Pensch and Mang.

Mackay Celebration 2400 – October 2-4, GFA CFA weekend, Barra Crab van park, Clairview 

Date – 28 September 2026
Run – 2401
Hare – Committee
Venue – Mackay Botanical Gardens, Playground area.
Hashers – 21

A goodly number of Hashers arrived at the covered area next to the Botanical Gardens’s playgrounds as sun set on a clear evening: perfect run conditions.

Snot issued some ‘clear as mud’ run directions and everyone set off to complete a run of their choice. Once all had regathered and were happily sucking back the amber nectar and demolishing the snacks, a stand in monk was nominated by Insex.  Blurry’s commanding voice and efficient handling of the responsibility meant the circle was clos-ed in record time considering there were several down-downs and jokes to moderate.  Celebration updates and numbers were sorted before everyone settled back to the business of drinking, chatting, drinking, chatting, drinking…(When is the pizza coming?)

Pizza’s arrived!  Pizza Hut to the rescue!  Boxes opened, spread across table for easy access, paper towel at the ready, hungry Hashers swooped…and then it was gone.

Successful Committee run in the bag.

Next week, Shoal Point for ‘Choose Your Own Adventure’.

On-On, Maple Syrup

Date – 21 September 2026
Run – 2399
Hare – Shocker
Venue – 4/23 Sunset Drive, Erakala
Hashers – 16

The pack assembled at the park in Erakala for this week’s run, with a great turnout of runners making the effort to attend. It was also pleasing to see Shocker’s kids along for the evening, adding to the family atmosphere.

Unfortunately, Shocker had already used nearly all of the chalk earlier that morning decorating the driveway, so the available markings for the trail had to be carefully rationed. Despite the chalk shortage, the trail was laid and the pack was sent off straight into one sizeable hill to get everyone’s attention before eventually finding their way to the much-anticipated piss stop and a refreshing brew.

The run featured a live hare section, giving runners the opportunity to chase down the hare and earn some bragging rights. However, with darkness approaching and several runners apparently well past their bedtime, not a single runner took up the challenge.

Following the run, the pack returned to Shocker’s place where the circle was called.

Charges

• Shocker was charged for being incredibly stingy with the chalk and for somehow managing to leave the hash piss behind.
• Snot and the other offenders who failed to make it to the piss stop were called into the circle and suitably charged for missing out on the golden elixir.
• Returning runners Gravel Rash, Juice and Termite were welcomed back with well-deserved Down Downs.

With justice dispensed, the circle concluded with a spirited rendition of the Mackay Hash Song.

The evening then moved seamlessly into dinner, with a hearty serving of spaghetti bolognese that proved particularly popular with Shocker’s kids. Dessert followed in the form of Tim Tams and Mint Slices, which were eagerly consumed by all.

Adding to the atmosphere, Corgie had the fire going after the pack arrived and kept it well stoked throughout the evening, ensuring everyone stayed warm while enjoying good company, plenty of laughs, and the usual hash camaraderie.

A great night’s hashing was had by all.

On On! 🍺🔥🏃‍♂️🏃‍♀️

Run – 2398
Hare – Smut
Venue – 20 Royal Boulevard, Glenella
Hashers – 22

Another top evening at Royal Boulevard;  perfect weather, happy Hashers, returning runners, birthdays to celebrate, fine food…

The run was set with 3 options.   A  piss stop was the carrot for completing the full 3 km (option 3).  Smut’s  marking efforts had mixed results.  Pack leaders missed a vital turn so made their own way ‘home’ and a legitimate short cutter (option 2) claimed to have followed an ‘On Home’ the Hare denied marking!

The monk/hare started the circle with stats on aging.  The fact 60-80 year olds report the most happiness in life is the only one that stuck in my head, unfortunately.  Down-downs, jokes, returning runners, Hashy business were taken care of efficiently so important Hashy Birthdays could be celebrated.  Lassie’s entered a new era, Prick’s still going strong, and globing trotting, still working Harbour didn’t make it to collect his chockies in person.  Oh well.

Satisfying main meal and more-ish chocolate muffins were enjoyed by all.  Thanks Smut and Rita!

On-on to Shocker’s run next week.  Hopefully he makes it!  Maple

Date – 31 August 2026
Run – 2396
Hare – Corgi and Daffodil
Venue – Illawong Beach, BBQ area near volleyball courts
Hashers – good roll-up!

A good rollup of old hashers turned up at Illawong beach for Corgy and Daffodil’s Monday night run. The wind was howling straight off the ocean as we headed off away from the beach and down the road towards the AFL grounds. Here we ran out of road and crossed the grass verge on to the next road…..but no….Corgy found the track heading into a newly mowed nice flat grass paddock, so off we went heading for the footy grounds. From here we headed back into the streets and found our way back to the ON ON. 

The trail was well thought out and very well marked and I thoroughly enjoyed the walk. Back at the ON ON, we paid our dues and attacked the nibbles. The wind was howling but Daffodil had the problem covered. Ropes were tied top and bottom around the wind side of the shelter and a big tarp was strung up. Brilliant! The wind was held at bay and the circle commenced. The Monk brought the pack up to speed on Dish Lickers, with interesting information regarding greyhound racing.  The usual jokes, charges and information updates were completed and drinks for returning runners were dished out. 

Miss Corgy set the Tucker up and everyone tucked in to a nice chicken and rice dinner. 

More beers went down the gullet till it was time to pack up the wind break and head home. Well done Corgy and Daffodil, great job. 

C u next week at the South Seas Islander meeting hut. Bring a chair! 

ON ON 

BLURRRRRR! O 

Date – 24 August 2026
Run – 2395
Hare – U-Turn and Tarzan, 4 Evan’s Street, North Mackay
Venue – 4 Evan’s Street, North Mackay
Hashers – 18

Another clear night with the full moon coming on Thursday. We weren’t going to be cold tonight Tarzan had two braziers ready to light and the first thing he said to me was that can you look after the fire tonight. Harbour had brought some extra wood too. Piccolo had the lighter in hand and started the kindling. Mrs Appeal got the second brazier to light first but the other wasn’t lighting up until Harbour reorganised the kindling. To our surprise H – Madame Curie had arrived from Bribie Island for the night. Smut & Maple Syrup were back from holidays. Tarzan called the pack out to the front with our envelopes to open for the run. They were from his run that got rained out a while ago. We could do with that drop of rain but it wasn’t working tonight. The Kooyong  Hotel was tempting Zorro & Snot to visit again. We ventured down to St Vinnies turning right to wind through the streets past Piccolo’s place and around back to John Breen Park for a drink stop. The dogs in the neighbourhood were doing their jobs of letting their owners know us oldies were walking the streets. Blurry’s dogs were keeping up with their little legs but DD was making a choking sound all the way and even when we stopped at John Breen Park. That was normal for him Blurry said. Just excited.

Fork & Screw arrived late but looked after the fire for us.

We received a different nibbly tonight – fresh oysters to go with your dip. U-turn said she was cleaning out the freezer. Circle was called by Smut. Did you miss me he said and yes we did miss the history lessons or important facts but we can’t remember. Must be an age thing or brain cells diminishing. Charges were given and jokes were told. Executive lunch, Committee Meeting & Dining out announcements were reminded. Savoury Mince & Pasta was very tasty. Tarzans’s secret recipe with spices. Dessert was pavlova with delicious Strawberries, Kiwi fruit and whipped cream. Blurry gave his dogs a bone or two to chew on then DD was out like a light for the night. Poor Teddy was dragged from under the chairs when Snot went home. He wasn’t going any where near the fire to say good night. We all started heading home when Golly called last drinks.

Top effort and another enjoyable night.

Corgi & Daffodil 

Run Date: 17/08/2026
Run No: 2394
Hare: Golly & Raggedy Ann
Venue: 4 Trochus Court, Shoal Point
Hashers: 16

A rather small band of 16 hardy hashers turned up at Golly & Raggedy’s abode keen for the usual action on such nights.  Being still on the injured list I did not complete the full run but at the compulsory vote I was informed that  it was indeed a good run.  I had to take this as gospel.  Stand in Monk (Pensioner) tried hard to emulate the feats of Smut but he needed a little prompting along the way.  Nevertheless we proceeded with a few charges, some jokes & a bawdy rendition of the club song.  Yummy nosh was eagerly gobbled down by the hungry pack then we called it a night.

ON ON till next week at Tarzan & U- Turns joint.

The Tarboy.

Run Date: 10/08/2026
Run No: 2393
Hare: Snot & Insex
Venue: 19 Tern Street, Slade Point
Hashers: 20

Some 20 odd looking runners logged up at 19 Tern St to start on our weakly exercise.  We were taken out front from under new car port Snot was putting up just in case. Out front we were set off.  Nothing was said about needing glasses.  Some marks needed the taste test  to make sure we were on trail.  Down the road we went – L-R on & on & on.  Some runners took off .

Eventually we came across the piss stop.  All fucked! We all had our drink .Run goes that way on Home – no marks find your one way.   

Back at start for nibbles.  Whingers all sounded like a bunch of hens about to lay an egg.  Shocker stepped up and ran the circle.  Charges taken for anything.  We need to do a bit off homework and come up with more stories & jokes .  New Old returning runner Playtex Lassies  sister got a down down.  Song was sung and circle closed.  Food came out.  Bangers & mash shut all the chooks up and drank more piss & talked more shit.

Congratulations to Piccolo for achieving 400 runs.  

See you at  Trochus Ct Shoal Point.

ON-ON Golly.