Run Date: 22nd May, 2017
Run No #1911
Hare: Hooker (Assisted by Knicker Licker)
Venue: 4 Pharlap Parade, Oorlaea
Hashers: 23
23 eager Hashers turned out at Hookers abode in the red light district of Ooralea to partake in the weekly ritual. Unfortunately we were unable to see what markers looked like because Hooker had parked her car over the top of them. So with that said Nicka pointed into the air in a general direction and we were off. That is not entirely true, I am sure he said something about walking and running and chalk and some other stuff but we were all like a bunch of school kids off on an excursion and were too excited to listen.
On return and after some canapes and dips were consumed, Golly called for a loosely formed circle and nailed it! Hooker scored a down down for being the hare but not before she tried to tell us Nicka set the run which of course he denied. The monk ordered an ice cold VB for past birthdays to McFanny and Radish, who incidentally is not in past its on the 25th, before more terrible jokes were told.
Knothead was charged not for telling bad jokes for a change but scored a drink for wearing his hat and using his phone in the circle. Lassie also enjoyed a beverage for not wearing a hat in the circle and Hooker for not turning up to hash for 2 months so she did not have to write a run report.
Well done Zorro for a massive 250 runs with a VB chaser I bet you felt like you were back in Mexico.
With all that done and a few more trumped up charges just to get rid of the down down piss, the song was sung and we moved onto hash nosh.
What a great feed of pasta something, it really wasn’t bad. More bull was spoken before we adjourned and headed back to reality for the week.
Next week’s run is in Campbell Street, Slade Point. Go left onto Campbell Street and go to the end from David Muir Street. Please bring a chair, insect spray and a joke…. until then…..
On on
JCF
