Run Date: 26th June, 2017
Run No #1916
Hare: Champion & Wee Wee
Venue: Cremorne Street, Cremorne
Hashers: 22
Monday is here again so religiously we all headed to the run set by Champion and assisted by Wee Wee. On arriving we gathered around the fire as it was all lit. Not that we needed any light as most were from the BRIGHT side with a few from the dark side, who would like to be bright.
Pushed out the front gate for run Instructions, where to head Wee Wee? Was quickly told to stop f –k about by Champion and get on with it. Straight down the road cross harbour road and follow chalk and flour, till you come across Half a Boat where there is a piss stop. So off we headed, have you ever seen a mob off old farts trying to cross a main road at peak hour was hilarious. Head count all made it across On On the other side.
Down the road then turn towards Pioneer River following markings in lime, which look like bird foot prints walking backwards. On down on to sand flats over some shiggy and mud looking for Half a Boat for the piss stop. We came across a cat marooned on the sand, our Monk arriving first being the fit runner he is asked is this the boat? “Yes” was the reply, but to our surprise, it is a whole boat! Half A Boat is the owner’s hash name.
On board we clambered muddy feet and all to the top deck, what a view esky dragged upstairs then the feast began. Out came the finger food one after the other; in awe no-one was going anywhere, until all food and beers were gone. By this time those left at the start were wondering where the fuck are they! Esky was a lot lighter going down the stairs. Tide coming in time to get going, On back to trail DT decided she would take over from Cummalott and up bank to find a tree, but slipped in mud and landed on all 4s did anyone see her cock her leg?
It was heard that we are all too full to do the run so back to on in. Circle called by stand in Monkee who had a run-in with cut off grinder and had his stink finger all bandaged up.
Down downs given to Hares Monk for phone, old runners and visiting runner Scary Eyeball from TAS.
Food was served snags in bread and salad. Was a top run CHAMPION and helper we don’t know what you will come up with next. 5 Stars for food, can’t score run no one did it.
ON-ON RAGGEDY ANN.
