Run Date: 17th July, 2017
Run No #1919
Hare: Tarzan
Venue: 4 Evans Avenue, North Mackay
Hashers: 24
Hello fellow hashers,
A cheery bunch of 24 hashers arrived at Tarzan’s place of residence on this chilly night of July. Tarzan explained the run being set in very old gyprock and how long it lasts, also to watch out for a wall that wasn’t marked and the most important information do not get lost tonight or I would miss the piss stop.
Finding very large arrows to follow we soon turned off footpath tramping over a fallen fence which I found a protruding nail, but no artery was penetrated so I continued the search for the piss. Coming to a check with Hot rocks and JCF checking in different directions, I started another way when Hotty directed me across the road. Finding another arrow I called ON ON to the other runners which Hot Rocks was disgusted in and disappeared from site. Continuing on my own, there were plenty of barking dogs upset with our presence but I was not expecting the massive angry growling dog to come out from the yard wanting a bit of my leg. Knowing there were runners behind me and piss in front of me I stood my ground. What seemed like a life time, JCF and Screw turned up and rescued me from the jaws of terror. Down some more roads where we turned onto the side of a hill were at the end we come to said wall so I was told, by this time I had fallen behind the main group and everyone seemed to be moving very slowly there’s piss to be found people, get out of my way. Following trail to John Breen Park the piss stop was found and a lovely drop it was, and with our thirst quenched we headed on home.
The circle was called Hare was charged as he should, Flaps was charged by Pensioner for losing his hat, which he reversed cause apparently he didn’t lose it it was stolen which I thought was the same thing. Pensioner refuses the reverse charge as he wasn’t the thief just the returner, the stand off was over when JCF took the down down for being the real hat thief. I charged Tarzan for the hazards I endured on the run and then was charged myself by Streaker for walking too fast, but I was being chased by dogs and looking for alcohol so I had reason to walk fast. JCF was charged for his upcoming half century. The usual bad jokes were told song was sung circle closed.
Hot Dogs were served and devoured and we departed shortly after,
ON ON Lassie.
