Run Date: 9th October, 2017
Run No #1932
Hare: Committee Run: Who Hasn’t Paid
Venue: Mackay Bowls Club, Nebo Road
Hashers: 36
Oh what a lovely run! Out of the Bowls Club, a doddle around the gentrified areas of South Mackay and then on back to the Bowls Club. Pretty absorbing and demanding stuff. But then the main event- the AGPU.
Never has there been a better organised or well run AGPU. It ran like a well oiled Swiss watch. Superb food of the Cordon Blue tradition. Elegant wines and boutique beers. Superbly crafted speeches to the ideals of Hash. Genteel conversation. Speeches supporting all the new club officers who were elected and accepted their new positions. A superbly organised evening to usher in the new Committee.
The new Committee is: ??????????????
Too much fine wine was drunk to remember
The next run is at Club House Number 3. Under the southern end of the Ron Camm bridge.
Cheers. Prick.
TGIF: Mackay Bowls Club Nebo Rd, 3.59pm (Happy Hour 4pm till 7pm)
Circle for AGPU as remembered by Glove Box (glad someone was taking notice)
Circle called to order.
Down Down – for Bruce McLaughlin and Sue for the cooking of Hash Nosh.
Was agreed to cut the committee to 5 – GM, Monk, Hash Cash, Hash Piss & On sec.
The rest to be non-committee – Haberdashery, Trail Master, Hash Horn, Choir Master, Monkey.
Down Down – for Who Hasn’t Paid for AGPU run, too far.
Charges – Monk for allowing people to sit when circle called, by Pensioner – down down.
Down Down – for Glovebox returning Hasher
Charge – Tubby 2 Dicks no Hash shirt, down down.
Down Down – Kylie the barmaid for phone ringing in circle.
Charges – Smegma & Hotrocks (Heckling incircle), but was reversed and Smegma did Down Down for new shoes, then for spillage.
Monk charged everyone for sitting down – Down Down.
Oui Oui charged Matchstick & Champion for drinking tea in the circle, charge reversed.
Jokes
Blurry – Joel Garner joke – shit
Half a Boat – Little men in boxers – shit
Awards
Dummy Spit – Hash Piss – Zorro
Smelliest Run – Daffodil & Corgi
5 Runs for Year – Smegma
Biggest Loser – loosing mugs on away run – Golly
Ernest Hemmingway – Run Report of the Year – Raddish
Dirty Old Man Award – Viagra
Biggest Shit Stirrer – Hotrocks
Best Outfit – Monk (Jenny Craig)
Election of Committee
GM – Raddish
Monk – JCF
Hash Cash – Zorro
Hash Piss – Half a Boat
Hash Onset – Blo-Jo
Non – Committee
Monkey – Golly
Haberdashery – Pawpaw
Trail Master – Country Member
Hash Horn – Viagra – assistant Trip Tray
Choir Master – Tarzan
Hash Whip – Delicious
