Run Date: 23.11.2020
Run No: 2091
Hare: Wombat
Venue: 8 Hokin Street, Glenella
Hashers: 26
Turned up at Wombat’s and found that for the second week in a row we were not the first to arrive (No i wasn’t waiting for Piccolo to finish her lunch she found other Girlie things to do that murdered time schedules) . The rest of the rabble wandered in until we numbered 26 by the time we started on the run. We shuffled out on the same path as Wombat’s last Ultra marathon, which caused a few rumbles from the back of the pack, but she lulled us into a sense of false hope with a sharp left heading towards “Smuts” old stamping ground. But NO! we ended up on a tour of the cleanest and best manicured drains in Mackay, before we ended up on the On Home
The circle was called by the Not so honourable Monk. who then proceeded on his rendition of a history lesson on what happened around the state, country, and the arse end of the nearest -planet in the next galaxy, in year run number minus one thousand. Finally the hare was told to drink for setting the run and for forgetting how to set a check. Delicious for taking months to find the right colour (which doesn’t exist) shorts just for her 400 th run. Jokes from the gay virgin and Old Italian and what happened after that I don’t know because i was talking
After the Hash song sung and circle Closed, a great hash nosh was served & devoured and a few more drinks until hash piss took them away.
Something else happened that night but it wasn’t worth remembering so I haven’t
0n on
Nicka
PS please brink a chair next week because I 0nly have 4