Run Date: 29th Aug 2022
Run No #2183
Hare: Maneki Pussy
Venue: 44 Mango Ave, Eimeo
Hashers: 19
I’ve no idea how many people gathered at Maneki Pussy’s, but let’s just say there was a gathering of some of our best!
We set off fairly close to 6pm & sorry to say, Bad Hooker strikes again! Yep I’m a short cutting bastard, so I’ve no idea what the trail was like. Zorro & HAB are no help either, as I hear tell they headed straight to the Pub.
Regardless the group wandered back, some making it to the piss stop, with most muttering something about too many hills etc. etc. It’s a ‘Hash Fact’ that its near impossible to set anything other than a shitty run.
The Monk had gone to a lot of trouble as usual to open the assembled Circle with a trivia lesson, whereby our sharpest minds compete fervently to win the respect of ‘His Hash Highness’.
The trifecta! Bad Hooker again…………I had the first down-down, but I’m dammed if I can remember why?
Charges followed hard & fast with Wheelie being charged for spilling the hash brew; Monique Pussy for locking herself out of her own house & of course no meetings complete without Zorro receiving a down-down is it? He and Half-a-Boat were re-named B1 & B2, for short cutting straight to the pub.
Thank to our regular jokesters Flaps, Blury & Pensioner for providing some laughs & for a poor but courageous attempt by Pussy Fucker, at a pretty off Pig joke. (Maybe I could suggest an encouragement award at the upcoming APGU}
Returning runner Zoe & Virgin Runner Jo?? were welcomed to the fold. AND LAST BUT NOT LEAST: Our amazing Golly, (Golster) to some, was presented with an award for his 500th run now he really is a hasher through & through.
On On Hooker
