The hopeful hashers turned up to the banks of the old Pioneer eager to get into the beer. OnOn was called and down the hill we went then back up to the hill to a false trail that Hot Rocks pretended to tie his shoe so all the runner had to get to the top before he called on back. Off through the cane paddocks with plenty more false trails and a little bit of mud. Back onto the Maraju-Yakapari Rd with the river on the left then back to the Mallia Rd corner where there was a on Home.
When the walkers got back to the shed, it was on down to the Weir for a float down the river, but the hour was getting late and the local fisher persons gave Smegma a warning about the 2m Bull sharks seen in the waters. Cummalott and Andy were already floating down the river as the twilight faded and it was a bit too dark for everyone else. Everyone enjoyed the sun setting over the weir then it was on back up to the shed. On the way back Nicka took a tumble back down the hill with the bucket of hash piss going everywhere.
We had some great nibbles then the Circle was called. The hares Cummalot and DT got a down down as did Zorro for becoming the GM of Rocky Hash. Nicka Licka got one for wasting all the hash piss, Cummalot got a second down down for her Hashy birthday, two new runners had down downs and Shocker got a down down and was given cider instead of beer. Raggedy Ann was presented with her keyring for 100 runs. Wee Wee’s Cup was returned engraved as per hash rules after a lot of fuss. Mackay Hash song was belted out and the circle was closed. Hash Nosh was excellent and plenty was had by everyone.
On On Shocker
