Run Date: 7th December, 2015
Run No #1833
Hares: Knothead
Venue: 10 The Barons Drive, Andergrove.
Hashers: 20
A little difficult to write a run report on something I didn’t participate in, however according to the Hare, the run was marked in every coloured chalk he could find, marked on the left and the right and anywhere in between. Sweet Meat was the first runner back, in around 30minutes with a rather red face, and the rest of the pack straggled in thereafter. A usual stroll around the streets of Andergrove, encompassing Jaycee Park and Kimberley Estate Shops. Run report given by Streaker, was that it was boring! Well you just can’t please some Hashers from one week to the next, too short, too bloody long whatever….
Amidst kids and dogs running in every direction, and insect repellent being sprayed everywhere, the circle was called. Apparently our honourable Monk was running short of joke material this week, as he resorted to using a Joke Book found in Knothead’s shed, lame indeed, which the Hare had to take several down down’s for. More jokes were told, charges called, Screw for wearing a hat in the circle. Oui Oui was finally given his ‘Pyromaniac of the Year’ Award from the AGPU. A Hashy Birthday song for both Smegma (61) and Corgi (same age as Daffodil?)
Pench was charged for some unknown misdemeanour, he was obviously guilty and very thirsty, and quickly sang himself a song and skulled the ‘Tun’ down down. The GM was finally able to have a skite about the All Mens Bowls Team having a win, not a bad effort, for the second last game of the season! You all definitely did deserve a drink for that. TGIF this week is at the North Mackay Bowls Club, Malcomsen Street, North Mackay, if anyone is interested. We then made it through only 2 Verses of the Hash song, and the circle was closed, some Hashers were a little put out by this turn of events, but oh well shit happens.
Hash Nosh was Spaghetti Bolognaise & Pasta, swilled down by plenty of Hash Piss. A much earlier evening, than last week for most. See you all at the Xmas Party at Hooker’s, 4 Pharlap Parade, Planlands and don’t forget your Secret Santa Present.
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