Run Date: 11th January, 2016
Run No #1838
Hare: Sweetmeat (with Shocker’s Assistance)
Venue: 148B Kippen Street, South Mackay
Hashers: 22
We arrived at Sweat Meats place, an Old Queenslander and sat around greeting people. Lassie and Tonto turned up second week in a row. Sweet Meat gave instructions for the run and we set off down the streets through the heat and humidity and road works. Passed a car that smashed into a house with police and ambulance carrying out the dead. One look at this, Lassie and others turned to Delicious for direction. Who took control and Lassie and Oui Oui were then driven to the Country Club for stress relief. One small beer was bought, a nice couple saw our stress and bought us another larger one.
On our return, the pack was being relieved of their money. The circle was called. Jokes were told and everybody laughed (had too).
Gollie was sung Hashy Birthday.
Hooker got a down down for being on the phone making money and not sharing it with us.
New Hash Down Down songs were sung and than we reverted to the old ones.
Sweet Meat and father PJ got a down down for riding a Harley.
Wonder Bra lost her earring and Tonger lost his keys. Oui Oui got a down down for his hat being stolen by Pensioner (Snot was not there). Pensioner also returned Oui Oui’s mug that he stole that night. That’s Snot, Hotrocks and now Pensioner they’re all Kleptomaniacs.
Delicious finally got her Full Moon mug for being the best Sexretary ond the only committee member for Full Moon Hash.
We then had good healthy food made by Sweet Meat. I know why she looks so skinnie and healthy. Kept drinking and talking bull shit. Stole some beer and went home.
Oui Oui
