Run Date: 7th March 2016
Run No #1846
Hare: Missionary
Venue: 132 Blacks Beach Road Blacks Beach
Hashers: 20
20 or so hashers dribbled into Missionary abode. The skies were grey, raining and threatening. Finally we got underway with instructions from Missionary that the run or walk will be short and a hill or two. First 500 meters WHP had a nice stroll and chat with Zorro, when WHP decided to run. WHP found the surveyors tape that took him over a couple of hills and ….. to Missionary’s abode in a short time. The pack was stretched out. HASH Piss (the bastard) had given the car key to Breaststroke for safe keeping so no bastard could drink the HASH piss before everyone was back. The PISS was safely locked away and no Breaststroke in sight, but in the mist Breaststroke, Raggedy Anne and Tarzan straggle into view and the HASH PISS was released to the thirsty camels.
Once the HASH PISS was flowing we were provided with nibbles to satisfy the hunger. The circle commenced. Missionary being the hare received a down down. Zorro gave a run report (which was bullshit) as he was off visiting a friend and proceeded to drink 3 beers at this friends place. Zorro received a charge for not doing the run and bull shitting. Viagra received a charge for taking the surveyors tape off too early and there was walkers behind him (great blue heeler he is). Teflon received a charge for being exact about being extracting correct information. HASH song sung and circle closed.
The heavens opened up and the rain came down. HASH nosh was severed Russian stroganoff and rice, to warm the bellies of every Hasher. Everyone mingled, and then it was time for home.
On On
WHP
