Run Date: 2nd May 16
Run No #1854
Hare: JCF (Jenny Craig Fucked)
Venue: 7 Naish Avenue, Mt Pleasant
Hashers: 16
16 eager hashers turned up to JCF’s run from 7 Naish Ave. Not bad considering it was a long weekend. Instructions were given and there would be no hills, of course no-one believed him. The whole of Mt (mount doesn’t sound like flat running to me) Pleasant.
The pack headed off down Naish ave then to Meyer St and lo and behold what should appear in front of the pack but the Mt Pleasant Tavern. It would have been at least 5 minutes in to the run and already there were those who had suddenly become extremely dehydrated and were in need of some quick fluid intake, they shall remain nameless, however we know who you are, but they did manage to make it back to the on on though.
The real runners managed to make it past the pub loudly cursing JCF for not having a piss stop there.
On to Norris road and then down Bovey Street. Again there was a moan of disappointed when the run didn’t go up Pollock street, so the great view could be appreciated.
Over to Malcomson Street here I think it would be prudent for some to head back to Willets Road
Thus missing out on the best part of the run, along Sams Road.
The pack arrived back and drinks were quickly consumed.
The hare was given his just desserts again and again and again. New runner Zac then complained he wanted to try out the tun of fun, so the Monk was only too willing to accommodate him.
Sweet Meat missed out on her birthday drink,again.
Flaps had a down down for his birthday on Thursday. I can’t believe how good looking he still is. Makes Richard Gere look like the Elephant Man with a hangover.
Jokes were told there were even some so funny that I heard someone laugh at them.
Blurry had a down down for forgetting how his joke went, despite having practised on Hot Rock for 3 days.
The song was sung and nosh was eaten. Chips, boiled potatoes and then the main course of a great lamb stew and rice, jointly cooked by JCF and his daughter Megan.
It was home o’clock to everyone headed off after a great night.
TGIF this week is at 17 Jarrah Street, to help flaps celebrate his birthday. You only need to bring yourself. There will be nibbles and drinks.
On on flaps
