Run Date: 13th June 2016
Run No #1860
Hare: Lassie & Tonto
Venue: 23 St Bees Avenue, Bucasia
Hashers: 17
With more rain falling than at the completion of Noah’s Ark, our intrepid bunch were told to head left up St Bees Avenue, left on to Shoal Point Road and then follow the red and white tape. With a fair bit of reluctance, the small pack took off, umbrellas held firmly in hand.
Our motley crew from the “Darkside” consisting of Hot Rocks, Smegma, Blurry and Snot, didn’t even bother getting out of the vehicle. Tipped off to the location of the piss stop, they sped hastily out of sight; hoping no-one had seen them.
The SCB’s including moi, piled into Lassie’s vehicle and headed straight for the Northern Beaches Bowls Club, to await the arrival of the walkers/runners. Unfortunately, with more short cutting bastards in the pack, most returned to the On Home, and missed the piss stop all together. What a shame, we had a bar tab set up for us and a large platter of Kabana, Cheese, Pickled Onions and Olives to nibble on, more than we could eat (doggy bag requested, for all those who missed out). Cummalott and Viagra were the only two walkers that actually made the distance, even though they both thought they were in a remake of Mary Poppins, with their oversized Umbrellas….
We then waited patiently, while partaking in alcohol of course, for our Courtesy Bus Driver “Tim” to finish his dinner, before taking us back to the on home. Where we were greeted by trays of Nacho’s that had gone cold, awaiting our return, but that’s the price you pay to stay nice, dry and warm in the pub.
Circle was called, even though all but two were already standing. Jokes were aplenty, followed by charges, Lassie & Tonto (Hares) of course. Cummalott something about showing her bits on the run (when ya got a pee, ya got a pee)! Someone was trying to charge the Hash Angels/Hogs for something about their road trip to Port Douglas, but the thought was that what happens away stays away. Although Smegma kindly reminded us that it normally beats you home anyway. I charged Viagra (Trail Master) with a mix up in the runs, as it was obvious to everyone that this weather was meant to be a “Delicious” run. Amazingly Viagra took the charge, but with Lassie’s interjection, I was forced to join him in a dual down down.
Returning Hashers were charged, Radar and ‘No Name’ Sharon. Hashy Birthdays were called for a toast – Streaker, Hooker and Zorro – Zero attendance, we will catch up with you lot next time.
Announcement about next week’s run being at “Dunrock” past Chelona School, and I recall someone will be driving a school bus!!!! Also a reminder to anyone interested in Airlie Beach’s 10th Anniversary “Back to Year 10” Celebration, to please let them know if you are coming, as they are thinking of downsizing the event. Hash song sung and circle closed.
Hash Nosh was served, Shepherd’s Pie, Spaghetti Bolognaise and plenty of bread, swilled down by more alcohol.
Then, as everyone noticed we were growing webbed feet, we all waddled off home.
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