Run Date: 6th June 2016
Run No #1859
Hare: Delicious with Screw’s help
Venue: 117 Tropical Ave Andergrove
Hashers: 20
Numbers were low but everyone eagerly headed out the back gate to a check, with nobody sure which way to go. Hearing McFanny say she saw marks whilst walking to the run headed in the same direction. Hearing Piccallo calling out ON ON as well as the rest of the pack calling out ON ON the other way I kept going. Following the track around the park right into a fresh dog shit not impressed, Screw thought it was amazing. McFanny and Hooker took the dogs home whilst Hammo runs past saying the fox turned right so I followed. Lucky the trail was well marked as I was alone in no time and upsetting all the dogs calling ON ON to nobody. Then I entered the forrest so I stopped calling as I didn’t want the wild animals hearing me. Came to check and on returning from a on back was joined by others with Golly accusing me of short cutting the nerve. Another false trail and all alone again but with the promise of a piss stop I wasn’t turning back. Catching up with Flaps, Prick and Golly who were checking where there was no check Flaps went the wrong way and we lost him and us three continued on trail. With no signs of anyone else the boys left trail guessing where it would be joining up WRONG. We continued onto Paradise Avenue and proceeded to black out the street lights as we went pass them. On home to a warm fire. The circle was called and with the Monk being away Flaps and Hammo ran the show. Beginning with a toast to Delicious’s brother may he RIP. The hares Delicious and Screw were charged and the down downs were left over piss stop drinks (not as nice as tun but they managed). Jokes were told Golly was charged for calling me a SCB. Viagra and his girls were charged for not forming a circle and organising runs. Golly tried to take Raggetty Anne’s down down but she wasn’t handing it over. Hammo was charged for leading other runners astray how silly to trust a hasher. Sweetmeat was charged for sharing her germs. There may have been more can’t remember. The club song was song very poorly to start with until McFanny sprung into dance and speed things up cause she thought she would die of thirst before the song was going to end. We were feed some delicious chicken soup and spuds and everyone huddled around the fire until returning to there homes.
ON ON Lassie
