Run Date: 18th July 2016
Run No #1865
Hare: Sweet Meat
Venue: Shockers – 9 Hi-Grove Terrace Andergrove
Hashers: 27
Leaving the BRIGHT SIDE of town we left the sunshine behind and once again heading into
the dark of Andergloom we were expecting a SHOCKER of a night only to find that shocker
had pissed off to somewhere down south and left all the work to Sweetmeat.
Sweetmeat issued instructions as to where the marks might be and that they were on the
right or the left or possibly in the middle and marked with surveyors tape.
Off we went at a gentle pace down the street when a late hash piss tried to run the pack
down with his car loaded with eskies, but the pack easily avoided this poor attempt to slow
the pack up and continued on through the streets of Andergloom , Finding trail marks was like trying to find those elusive Pokémon’s or the local Andergloomers thought our marks were Pokémon and stole them. As the marks were as little as the tun in our down down mugs.
Tounger produced a map of the run but alas no one’s eyesight in the gloom could decipher
- The runners did their own thing as usual and ignored all marks and just ran around in the gloom and eventually returned to the on on. The pack led by Tounger kept up the charade of following the trail and meandered back after an hour or so.
Good to see that once again Snot, Flaps & Delicious gave up their run to guard the eskies and our plunder from Airlie Beach. These hashers deserve medals for the sterling work they
have contributed to guard duty, instead of enjoying the wonderful runs.
The circle was called by monkee Flaps who handed over to our esteemed monk Pensioner,
who dispensed down downs with his usual fair and balanced outlook. Down downs for
Sweetmeat the hare, Eugene a new runner who looks a little shady. I later found out he
lives in Andergloom hence the shady look, JCF for birthday and another for phone in the
circle, Hot Rocks as usual for something, Sweetmeats dad for being there and once again
Smegma, unjustly. Could have been more down downs but I can’t recall as the gloom was
making it hard to see. Then like a ray of sunshine next week’s run was announced that it
would be held at Streakers abode on the BRIGHT SIDE – bring your sunnies.
Hash nosh was served up and the circle was closed and the serious part of the evening
began until we ran out of Gold beer.
A great effort from Sweetmeat minus Shocker as he was off hunting Pokémon down south
ON ON to Streakers run
Smegma
PS: Don’t forget the Combined Central Qld H3 at St Lawrence Hotel on the weekend of the
1st of October. Remember the last time, we still need to find the Holy Grail as it is rumoured
to be still secreted somewhere at St Lawrence. Watch your emails for further updates about this exciting event which will be bought to you by Cutlery, Rocky, Gladstone & Mackay Hash
Clubs and every club that attends must put on a hash act or be fined 3×30 packs of coldies.
So start auditioning for your role in MH3 PRODUCTION OF SOMETHING
Wanted actors, directors, costume designers and an IDEA FOR OUR ACT anybody with
Talent, apply now by auditioning next week in the circle.
