Run #: 1889
Run Date: 26/12/16
Venue: 23 St Bees Ave Bucasia
Hare: Lassie & Tonto
Hashers: 9
A modest crew but enough to form a circle not a square attended Tonto and Lassies run 1889.
Warned in advance that the run was well marked and it was a cock and ball run excited the attendees especially the Harriettes. The trail even had a runners section! All full from Christmas lunch and dinner we meandered off to the first check. Lucky the hare was pretty lazy as the on backs within eyeshot of the checks.
Anyway we all enjoyed a well marked trail which was cut short by bad weather but we still had time for the piss stop. What was going to be awarded the worst piss stop for the year turned around with Lassie making an adjustment to the concoction and it then became the best piss stop ever!
The cock and balls was found with a little prompting and we gladly headed on home with mosquitoes in hot pursuit… lots of them.
A circle was formed for the nine attendees and as the monk was still too drunk from Christmas run balls and pudding he nominated WHP to take care of proceedings.
The hare was charged, jokes were handed around to ensure that no one got a down down for not having a joke but it was soon realised WHP collected all the Bon Bon jokes from his lunch yesterday. I honestly believe Knothead has a sideline writing Bon Bon jokes.
Charges against Hash Piss – Knicker Licker ( no Tun!!!), the hare – Tonto ( not spotting the second appendage on his cock and ball run), the usual monk – JCF ( no real reason other than they could) were passed and of course all were guilty saw a crude brew of beer and port being consumed as a down down.
A few more quality jokes were told before the business end of the evening got underway and the song was sung with gusto. Hash Nosh was a popular sausage curry and rice which was promptly followed by a ice cream mix which was a great hit. Hope you got a bit Tonto? (Ice cream that is.) on on! JCF
