Run #: 1897
Hare: Lassie
Venue: Unit 5/ 8 Hague Street, East Mackay. ( Yaaa The Bright Side)
Run report – 20 Feb 2017
After many hours of journeying from the bright north of mackay an eager group of reprobates assembled in downtown dark side.
We were eagerly greeted by a chilled Lassie who while preparing a cordon blue snag and rissoles selection was freezing her tits off using free powered aircon set at sub artic levels.
Lassie confidently explained the run, everyone nodded agreement then proceeded to wander off in a variety of directions. It soon became clear hanging back has its rewards and allowed the runners to veer off and return from on backs.
Golly did an oscar winning performance of a dying swan early in run and briefly gained concerned sympathy from a few female runners. Raggety knew how to handle him though and we all ignored him after that just like she did.
The run went on for days with a pissstop just before we all dropped from dehydration., enabling us to limp home.
The circle revealed our monk clad in his fetching new gown and sporting a rather fetching new hair do to match.
Finally, after many weeks of wanting to with Jenny …..the deed was done. Not that deed you grubby ferrets!!!
Jenny became Wunshu.
At times listening to monks long verbal diarrhoea which we gave up trying to understand he appeared to be about to name her an ass. Anyway Wunshu was named and welcomed to mackay hash with a healthy tot of tun.
The usual noisy banter and charges followed and at last circle closed so we could get into the lovely food.
That’s it. Oh and Golly, next time you’re looking for sympathy, it is between shit and syphillis in the dictionary.
On on. Shizza.
NEXT WEEKS RUN
Run #: 1898
Venue: Unit 2/8 Fisher Street Bucasia
Hare: Shizza
NOTE: DRIP TRAY please pay attention to the goings on at Shizza’s run, caus you have to provide me with the run report. Ta.
