Run Date: 30/10/2017
Run No #1935
Hare: Half A Boat
Venue: Cremorne
Hashers: 20 something???
20 something Hashers predominantly North Siders turned out in the middle of Cremorne, which is the first northern suburb as you cross the bridge you slack arse south siders to enjoy a wonderful evening of Hashing and bullshit.
Once Tounger arrived at 610pm the hare quickly mustered the crew and said something before pointing off into the distance. Off we trudged all knowing what we left behind. The Hash Piss was top of mind as we quickly set out on the search for Southside Hashers. With some daylight left the pending weather was the topic of discussion amongst the group as we trudged through the city heart looking for what was to be allusive arrows.
With all finally finding the way back over the bridge to the relative safety of the Northside, we began to consume the well deserved ice cold rewards and chat about everything from nothing to North Korea crisis as if we knew what we were talking about. The crap started flowing so bad that we just had to call a circle. However the Hare forgot to bring plates for the Hash Nosh so he abandoned the chit chat to duck into town and purchase a high quality disposable set of dining plates.
the circle was finally called, the Hare got a charge for the run and another for leaving a chair behind at last weeks run, Wayne, Rino and Cuntry were charged because they were ugly I think and Virgin Sophia got to tell us her life story before the jokes and serious charges were delivered. Sorry I fell asleep so I can’t remember anything else.
Executive lunch is at B&N in Sydney Street Markets but because Pensioner wasn’t there no one could remember the correct time. Someone suggested 12.29pm so it was confirmed.
Next weeks run will be held somewhere but the Trailmaster couldn’t remember so that’s the reason I am rambling on this week. Cuntry will let Blo Jo know and she will inform you all where it will be held.
Hash Nosh was a hybrid Chinese concoction which Half a Boat created under instruction from his missus who barked orders over the phone like she was Gordon F#$k*&g Ramsey. Turned out okay though as at the time I pissed off no one was ill or screaming in agony. Well done Half a Boat it was all gone so it turned out well mate.
Have a fantastic week people until next time
On On
JCF
