Run Date: 6th November, 2017
Run No #1936
Hare: Jock Strap
Venue: 222 Hansens Road, Te Kowai
Hashers: 24
We all meandered in to Jock Strap & Bloomer’s cane farm, with high expectations of a good night, and we weren’t dissapointed. The Hare assembled the pack and headed them off towards the creek through the cane fields. Was there a sweeper, as I didn’t see Jisembell from Townsville again after she headed off on the run??? Hopefully not wandering around Te Kowai somewhere, totally lost!!!!
First SCB’s on home were Flaps, Blo Jo & Pensioner, closely followed by Hot Rocks, complaining about everyone who didn’t do the run, why would he be surprised by this…. Everyone gathered around the esky and dribbled shit as usual, until it was time to call the circle.
Charges for the Hare Jock Strap (setting the trail) and Bloomers (Cooking the nosh), and another for Jocky Boy for his 60th Birthday. Charges from the run, JCF accepted a down down for something to do with a weight limit on a bridge, and had to let Matches go first! Blurry for not jumping in as the Heath & Safety Officer in this situation. Blo Jo charged Paw Paw for an incorrect email address. Streaker charged Bloomers for no hash attire. Then Jock Strap & Daffodil copped one for talking in the circle. Jokes by Flaps, Blurry, Prick & Tonguer and maybe some others, sorry I can’t read my notes that I wrote in the dark.
It was finally revealed why our Monk was dressed in his full regalia tonight? We were all asked to drop to our knees, and Zorro’s Brother Paul (Alias Scruff) visiting from Wallan Victoria was asked some questions about himself. Married with 5 kids – “Breeder” or “Catholic”? Builds and repairs caravans for a living, hhhmmm, after much banter he was officially named “Trailer Trash”, by popular consensus. We also raised our glasses and had a toast to Roots, who passed away 12 months and one week ago.
Executive lunch is at the Andergrove Tavern at 12:28pm today (they decided they needed to be there early). Don’t lose to much on the horses, and good luck to those who purchased Melbourne Cup Sweep Tickets from Paw Paw. TGIF – not decided? Next week’s run is from the far end BBQ’s adjacent to the Mackay Surf Club, East Point Drive, Mackay Harbour. Hash song sung, but circle did not close, last minute show of hands required for the Roast & Red night for next Tuesday’s Executive Dinner at The Dispensary at 6:29pm. Also who will be attending the Christmas Party, which was followed by more whinging by Hot Rocks that it should be on a Monday night. Circle finally closed.
Hash Nosh was very yummy shepherds pie, served in two giant trays, that of course were demolished by the hungry pack, and the plates were licked cleaned by the happy dogs. More bullshit and hash Piss comsumed, and then we all headed home to bed, another enjoyable evening.
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