Run No #1960

Run Date: 16th April 2018
Run No #1960
Hare: Wheelie & Fill De Jaw
Venue: 21 Spinnaker Way Royal Sands Bucasia
Hashers: 19

19 curious runners turned up to see what sort of run Willie was going to set for us, but once the run started it soon became obvious that Fill De Jaw ( a secret marathon

runner ) was responsible. It was an unusual run, because all those who went on the shorter trail got back much later than the pack that took the longer one. There was a distinct smell of short cutting in the air when the 7 trail followers finally made it back. I expected banter from the short cutters but, No, the main topic of conversation from the ladies was about Fill De Jaws partner Tom. There was sighing and panting none of which could be contributed to the exercise they did on the run,

There were the usual snacks and slurping of  beverages before a large gentleman dressed in a brown tent swept through our congregation and ordered us to line up in a straight circle Huh ???  After the usual confusion and minor defiance we got down to nights agenda. Drinks were handed out to the hairs, Tom, a Airlie import who didn’t drink, Beer tap who did but no hash attire, Golly for 300 weeks attendances (runs??) a few others but I was busy talking by then and cannot remember. Only kidding, Cody was called out and ordered onto his knees in front of the Monk. “Shudder”. But decorum was maintained and the naming ceremony proceeded. Henceforth he is now known as “Icing” After a few bad and good jokes a few snippets of information the hash song was butchered and the circle closed.

“FOOD”  After some sidelong glances and a few questions, it was established that it wasn’t frog’s legs or snail’s so the seagulls swarmed in to beautiful meat dish cooked in buckets of red wine  Hic  Very Nice.   Not long after that the exodus started but with a different twist, this time they had to negotiate some very erratic dart throwers. I don’t think anyone was hurt but that was by good luck not good management.

On on

Nicka