Run Date: 23rd April 2018
Run No #1961
Hare: Nicka Licka
Venue: Unit 6, 16 Dolby Court North Mackay
Hashers: 20ish
Quite a number of eager Hashers assembled at Knicka’s abode,can’t remember exactly how many, DGAS.
Tonguer was remarkably early, so off we all trotted at 6:00 pm, right on time.
The trail lead off towards the Goose Ponds and along the pathway beside the ponds, and circled up Norris road and back to Prick’s favourite haunt for a quick piss-stop at the BBQ area, before returning home to the final piss-stop back at Knicka’s place, for nibblies and a cold bevie from the esky.
After Hash-cash collected his “NOTES ONLY” dues for the run, Zorro inadvertently upset our returning runners, Fork n Screw, by invoking the new “No Coin Rule” which unfortunately sent Fork n Screw off in a huff? Not sure why that happened, but???
Anyway! The circle was called, and the usual pointless charges were handed out for returning runner, Runny Poo, Cess Pool got one for paying too much for a beer at the Hash bowls tournament, and Tonguer got one for over acheiving by his timely arrival. What th fuxa tom and Fill De Jaw for failing to supply an impromptue joke on the spot, And there maybe a few more for which I can’t remember the exact reasons.
Three Hashers received a present for achieving their milestone runs, namely Teflon and myself for 200, and Tarboy for an amazing 500 runs attended, well done for that, good thing someone keeps count, Hey
After all the song n dance, we all enjoyed a very delicious, (not Delicious) hashnosh of Knicka’s curry chicken stew with special rice to boot, that went down a treat, thanks Knicka.
I think next weeks run is at Half a Boat’s boat, but it was not known were the meeting point will be,
But I’m sure that the Monk will soon find that out, and relay that to the masses in time.
That’s all from this stand-in run reporter,
On On
Viagra.