Date: 10/09/18
Run #1981
Hare: Teflon
Venue: 37 Mango Ave Eimeo
Hashers: 22
The Hare is Teflon and she is excitedly handing out her Extra Virginal white, numbered envelopes to all us eager runners. Off we trot down towards the beach at Eimeo and soon find ourselves in the new Eimeo red light district, which turns out to be a safe haven for the local native turtles colony, and not some sordid area for reprobate hashers.
The run went perfectly, until we came to envelope #7, which it seemed was nowhere to be found. Nobody knew what or who, until Beer Tap raced off yelling that she knew the way to the next envelope destination, and so off we trotted. Meanwhile, further down the track, Hooker produces old #7, thinking that she held #11, WTF!!!
The circle was called, the hare was annointed with a down-down, several low grade jokes, lots of other charges were paid for with down-downs, then we all enjoyed some of Teflon’s culinary delites, which went down a treat.
Hope to see you all at my run at Bucasia Beach park, opposite the old Jivoli Cafe.
ON-ON Viagra.
