Date: 24/09/18
Run #1983
Hare: Pensioner & Mango
Venue: 12 Douglas Cres Rural View
Hashers: 24
Set by :- Pensioner (broken down old runner) and Mango who had to step up to the plate
What a pearler of a run! It had everything from bitumen to grass to water and rocks and hills
Whilst i didn’t count how many hashers entered the event i would say there were anywhere between 5 and 50 walkers and runners. We even had a ring in, Metro from Coffs Harbour
We all had high hopes for this being Pensioners run, thats right to be more accurate the run had a lot to be poor about,No Piss stop..no Bus as promised, Never the less we all found our way around the Premier Gardens estate finding water, cane paddocks, false trails really the run had the lot, obviously he has noted the fine examples the incredible Hashers of Snot and Blurry and had run out of envelopes.
Arriving back we feasted upon finger food for a while,whilst Mango cooked up a dinner fit for Royalty! …incredible i hear you say. Ok, But it was great, thanks Mango.
Now the downside. There were a swarm of mossies to greet us upon arrival, hills did i mention hills which were a blessing at the start but later regretted by many.
A RUN DOWN OF THE DOWN DOWNS WERE
The hare and his co-hort Mango..
Metro the visitor
Lassie n Tonto for fornicating in Debbies seafood and for losing apparel at the Seabreeze Tavern earlier
Snot 2 downs for not getting a BJ from Insex
Blurry for ?..?
Blow Jo for telling a joke that Knothead would have been proud to clain as his
JOKES
Really nothing noteworthy enough to remember
Then the piss truck left, ..so did I.
All in all it was one of JCF’s better circles, but it has been noted that he promised to bring his ‘bride’ along, made some feeble excuses but seeing as its impossible to give the Monk a down down I let it slide as Insex was getting pissed drinking my down downs for me
Next week is Pricks Birthday so see you at McFannies, in Foxtail ave,
♡Snot
