Run Date: 11th March 2019
Run No #2010
Hare: Golly & Raggedy Ann
Venue: 4 Trochus Court Shoal Point
Hashers: 22
Run Report for Golly’s run not Raggedy Anne’s run Monday 11 March 2019.
People came from all over the region to flock to Golly and Raggedy Anne’s abode to sample some of the best food in the Shoal Point region. Eager beavers arrived just before 6pm to mingle and bullshit to each other before the mandatory start time of 6pm. As usual the run set off at precisely 6pm + 8 minutes and it was not long before we ran into checks which bunched everyone up. Some adventurous younglings separated from the gaggle, which apparently makes us easy pickings for predators thus the reason for staying within the colony. Luckily one of the separatists found a mark so the drift moved, following the scented trail. Down to the beach we meandered but with caution. It was not long before confidence was restored and some ventured again outside of the protection of the litter only to find a huge man-made structure which aided the ascent from the beach. With no sign of danger, the individualists took to the trail almost oblivious to the fact they had ventured beyond the protection of the sloth. Finding more false trails the trailblazing adventurers descended and ended up on another man-made structure, this time a black hard surface which took them far beyond the troop. One of them suddenly realised they were lost and he cried follow me I know which way to go. We followed with no apprehension knowing we would probably never find the drove ever again. Suddenly, without any warning we were startled but not panicked by the presence of a big mechanical beast which was surely out to eat us. My first thought was to let our new leader take one for the murder and save us all. However, my confidence in our new-found leader was proved as he yelled, “hash car”. Thanks’ Hotty for leading us astray, off trail but also for saving us from the deadly forces beyond the school.
We soon arrived back at Golly’s and it was not long before the old parade and the new skulk were reunited which called for celebration. We drank and got merry but it was not long before the bloat was called to order as we discussed the movement of the swarm on the trail. Golly was charged for setting such a dangerous run and causing the troop to separate. Others were charged for also promoting individualism too but I lost my note pad on the run so I can’t tell you who they were. The covey discussed things and stuff like where they were going to gather and form a smaller crash and consume food. How easily we forget there is safety in numbers.
Onto my favourite topic now, food. We had lots of it, curry stuff and a lasagne and salad and other stuff I can’t recall. We ate, we drank and we went home. Until next week when we do it all again at Half a Boats shed, this is me signing off.
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