Run Date: 27th May 2019
Run No #2021
Hare: Hooker (with assistance from Jenny Craig’s Fucked)
Venue: 39 Lloyd Street, West Mackay
Hashers: 22 + 1 Stray (Thanks Teflon)
Well it’s me again writing the Hash report, let’s hope I can remember some details….
We all gathered at Hooker’s new abode, some of us eager to have a good old Captain Cook at the new set up, I must say very nice Hooker.
Then at 6-ish JCF, called everyone together to explain the trail. Yep chalk, flour and real pink surveyors’ tape, not sure what the difference is. Off they set to the hhhmmm left I think, with a last comment about “Dead Men Walking” I assumed you were all heading for the Cemetery.
Late comer Blo Jo, scared the shit out of me turning up late, wanting to know which way they went and how long ago? She later charged someone in the circle for not waiting until Tonguer arrived to set off, uh huh, we would be still waiting!!!
Hot Rocks (fill-in Hash Piss) returned from taking his ute home, to find the short cutting bastards, injured and lazy, all eagerly awaiting the return of the walkers to get into the hash piss esky. Meanwhile our Host was busy cooking up burger patties to have with the dipping sauces as a nice nibble on their return. With so many complaints, can’t start the BBQ, mozzie candle won’t stay lit, outdoor lights aren’t working, and so on on.
Teflon came back with a stray “Graeme” what the fuck is a Graeme, well turns out he is a “Stop Light” from a Hash long ago. He returned to give us a lecture on the “Work Out Visibly” Campaign IE: DO NOT BE INVISIBLE. Hi-lighting the dangers of a group of Hashers mainly in black, walking around the streets at night unseen by motorists! Stop Light then kindly donated high-vis bands for all to wear, which Streaker announced in the circle later we will be fined next week, if you are not wearing them……
Circle was called several times by Tarzan and our returning Monkee Mango before we all managed to show some interest, she was also charged for not leaving the Hash Mugs with anyone in her 4-week absence. Pensioner was praised by the GM Streaker, for making sure he had passed on the Hash Cash before his Route 66 adventure.
Jokes from Flaps, Golly, Hooker, JCF and others, I can’t remember all the charges, but included one for Spreadem as a visiting Harriette from Cairns H3. Zorro for having a fastidious employee who decided to wash his Mackay Fencing ute while parked at a petrol bowser. Piccolo Pirata and another Harriette (possibly our GM) for talking in the circle. Knicker Licker for showing up 2 weeks in a row. Tonto for head butting an Esky and Stop Light and Teflon, just because. Don’t know where the big Prick was this week (Hotty), and we still haven’t seen the return of the “Hash Dildo of Destiny” (Drip Tray). Hash song sung; circle closed.
To Corgi, Daffodil, Lassie, Matches, Raggedy Ann and Viagra, you have not been mentioned in the trash until now as I can’t re-call you doing anything to be charged for. Please lift your game for next week and give us a reason to charge you all for something? If I have missed anyone out, my apologies I must have had one too many ciders.
Hash Nosh was fabulous and heaps of it, Indian Butter Chicken, and Sweet Potato something with rice as well as fresh bread and butter. Then we all settled in for a good ol’ drink and chat around the back yard. A late one for a change, not getting home until 20 to 10pm.
Hope to see you all next week, for Run #2022 at my place, 117 Tropical Avenue, Andergrove. I expect to see at least 20 Hashers in (2-2’s) Tu Tu’s, and yes JCF you can wear a (4-4) Four Four….
On On
Delicious – Mackay H3 Hash Whip
