Run Date: 3rd June 2019
Hare: Delicious
Venue: 117 Tropical Ave Andergrove
Hashers: A massive 30!
Hashers arrived at Delicious’s place, putting their Tu Tu’s on out the front – too worried if pulled over by the Cops what might be said of them?
A good turn out of colours too, I might add. Pink, blue, yellow, aqua, red and even a Black one. GM couldn’t decide so chose a rainbow one!
Prick in his black tutu eating Fairy Bread! as one does! (only at Hash)
New reflective bands were given out to those that didn’t get one last week, in keeping with our new safety practices.
Out the front for the instructions, meet at the Piss Stop and Delicious will give us further details from there. She assured us we would ALL make it to the Piss Stop and that we did! Yummy piss too!
Well she had 3 x pieces of paper, broke it down to Small, Medium or Large runs (short, medium or long) and you chose what pack you wanted to be in. All you needed was a person that could read the mud map and a torch.
Off we dispersed and found ourselves all over the shop! Yelling out from one side of Bedford to the other, BUT lucky we could see one another with our reflective ankle and wrist bands on.
Back at the ranch, Delicious had provided the nibbles which included Fairy Bread of course. 
Circle called, down down for Delicious, as JCF called Best trail ever but still a ‘shitty trail’
McFanny had her ‘Everready batteries’ charged and prattled on about Hashers not being able to follow instructions, JCF said she hadn’t had a whinge for 6 weeks and in the midst the Monk was asking if there was actually a charge involved? Can’t even remember if there was? McFanny still prattling on about getting her Citizenship next Straya Day!
Then McFanny drew us all and particularly Viagra into her story, about not knowing the difference between a Camel Toe and a ……(will leave it there)
Prick was glad to be back amongst the ‘crazies’ with the chatter, bad jokes and tu tus.
Charge for Baagoose as returning runner.
Raggedy Ann receiving her award for 300 runs.
Award was given to Raggedy Ann for 300 runs. Congrats Raggedy Ann. Thermos mug with her named engraved.
Virgin Runner Gaynor (friend of BT’s) was welcomed into the circle, Destiny dildo was given to McFanny which goes with the Camel Toe story.
Nothing like a sausage sizzle with the trimmings, as 30 Hashers took their turn in the line-up. Good Hash Nosh. Then a tray of assorted lollies & chocs to top a great night off!
See you next week at Mango Ave. On On Teflon
The Girls –
DT doing a Pirouette
Not to be outdone. McFanny doing a ‘highland fling’
The Boys (including Donny)
BUT WE ALL THOUGHT THE BEST COORDINATED WAS:-
