Run Date: 10th June 2019
Hare: Teflon
Venue: 37 Mango Ave Eimeo
Hashers: 28
So a rowdy bunch of 28 Hashers gathered at Teflons beachfront abode with expectations that “she who is super organized” would deliver her usual standard ………..and they weren’t disappointed.
Welcoming lights & a blazing fire set the scene for a great night.
Out the front for the instructions! On On you Hashy bastards turn R onto Mango Ave..
McFanny took the lead with McTavish and Little Ted on a well planned envelope run only to come home disenchanted that clue #11 envelope had gone missing and the mob wouldn’t partake in the extended trail leading to nowhere! Thankfully Viagra had found Clue #11 on the road and picked it up! Those that did all #11 clue envelope run, enjoyed it. Not too long, not too hilly, not too short, but just right! (just like Goldilock’s porridge)
Those short cutting bastards JFC & Zorro recon they made it to #2 stop but frankly I’m suspicious! And then there’s the author who’s been using sickness as an excuse not to attempt the run for weeks & of course there those that make no attempt any week. Honestly what’s Hash coming too??? Thank God the grog & grub is good!
The usual amount of bad jokes & bad manners went on throughout a disorderly circle with one of the highlights being that we got to toast out illustrious Grand Master Streaker for her upcoming birthday. Happy Hashy Birthday Streaker X
Teflon outdid herself with the nosh: entree- chips & LBD’s gobbled greedily by both sexes: main- delicious curry finished with all the trimmings. Finished off with a choice of chocolate biscuits ended another great Hash gathering, of all sorts of misfits of society
ON! ON! Hooker
