Run Date: 24th June 2019
Hare: Tarzan
Venue: 4 Evans Ave North Mackay
Hashers: 30
Once again, a none too bright Xsection of the community gathered together in gonad/ovary freezing weather to try and recreate the memory of their long lost youth. This included 29 hashers and me who was only there because someone has to produce a oracle of the evenings proceedings. As usual the antics of this diverse gathering produced far too many misdemeanors for a précis of the event. Let us start with the Hare, the event started with him clutching a ream of gobally gook notes supposedly, cryptic clues, which he kept to himself and only doled out sparingly to create totally confusing directions. The reason for this soon became obvious because we ended up taking the longest false trail in the history of Mackay Hash. It was cunningly hidden with the promise of a piss stop but the fact remains we had to venture across the river to the dark side to get that drink only to be told “that’s it, the end of the run now piss off back to the On on” I might point out another confusing aspect of the run, I only saw two people who actually ran :- Blow Jo and Uturn which suggests they were bloody thirsty.
So back along the trail to the On on only to find that the Esky was considerably depleted by the time I arrived and the usual conversations, lies and bullshit were in full swing. When a pause in the prattle finally occurred, the circle was called, and the hare Tarzan was deservedly fined for the longest false trail ever. Then the various hashers were fined for their misdemeanors Zorro Snot and I think Streaker also interestingly the stand in monkey (hot rocks) seemed to manage the cop about every third down down. joke of the night goes to Snot for his rendition of the stuttering cat. The circle was closed by the usual Mackay hash song only to be topped by a solo effort by Blurry of the new hash version of the national anthem.
The mountain of nosh was served and was ravaged by the ravenous hoards ( expect Piccolo) but when the flock of seagulls had dispersed there was the most amazing sight I have ever seen at Mackay hash THERE WAS STILL FOOD LEFT even Piccolo was able to go back for seconds. Not long after the crowd started to disperse and waddle off to their various modes of transport.
There was unfortunately one episode that occurred during the evening when one of our very regular hashers was subjected to hurtful innuendos which were both demeaning and embarrassing. This sort of behavior is not acceptable at hash. I have reframed from mentioning names out of respect to the victim, but I will not accept this sort of behavior and will not tolerate it at my run next week as the protagonist is not welcome.
To end on a happier note the evening was great you have set a hard act for me to follow next week.
On on Nicka
Shenanigans from the evening
The proposal
What are you doing Golly?
Who are they?
