Run No #2043

VANCOUVER THAT READ:  

“We will heel you

We will save your sole

We will even dye for you.”

Sign over a Gynecologist’s Office:

“Dr. Jones, at your cervix.”;

In a Podiatrist’s office:    

“Time wounds all heels.”;

On a Septic Tank Truck :

Yesterday’s Meals on Wheels

At an Optometrist’s Office :

“If you don’t see what you’re looking for,

You’ve come to the right place.”;

On a Plumber’s truck  :

“We repair what your husband fixed.”;

On another Plumber’s truck :

“Don’t sleep with a drip. Call your plumber.”;

At a Tire Shop in Milwaukee  :

“Invite us to your next blowout.”;

On an Electrician’s truck :

“Let us remove your shorts.”;

In a Non-smoking Area:  

“If we see smoke, we will assume you are on fire and will take appropriate action.”;

On a Maternity Room door :

“Push. Push. Push.”;

At a Car Dealership :

“The best way to get back on your feet – miss a car payment.”;

Outside a Muffler Shop:  

“No appointment necessary. We hear you coming.”;

In a Veterinarian’s waiting room :

“Be back in 5 minutes. Sit! Stay!”;

At the Electric Company:  

“We would be delighted if you send in your payment on time. However, if you don’t, YOU will be de-lighted.”

In a Restaurant window:  

“Don’t stand there and be hungry; come on in and get fed up.”;

In the front yard of a Funeral Home :

“Drive carefully. We’ll wait.”;

At a Propane Filling Station:

“Thank Heaven for little grills.”;

In a Chicago Radiator Shop:  

“Best place in town to take a leak.”;

And the best one for last…;  

Sign on the back of another Septic Tank Truck: “Caution – This Truck is full of Political Promises”

Next week’s run from Mackay fencing yard

Bring repellent and chairs  

On On 

Zorro