Run Date: 16th December 2019
Run No #2051
Hare: Pensch & Mango
Venue: 12 Douglas Crescent Rural View
Hashers: 21
With what was promised to be a hilly affair, Pensioner explained the relevance of the sex symbol written in chalk on his driveway. For a few moments I thought I introduced some new runners to a swingers group not a hash group! Luckily, when I change angle to look at it again it was a check trail symbol. Anyway, after the safety meeting and briefing we were all released to run havoc climbing Rural View.
Corgi and some other front runners took off into the distance and it was not long before the group was stretched across many kilometres due to the false trails which was incredible as the trail was only 4.5km. Maybe it had something to do with Zorro finding another invisible arrow or something.
Back at base camp we recalled the activities of the trail with little or no exaggeration whilst a few cold beers were sucked down to rehydrate.
The circle was called and Golly took the reins as monk. Of course the hare took one for a shitty and rather flat trail, I got one along with streaker regarding culinary opportunities, we welcomed a virgin runner Gary, Susans partner, our Gold Coast mates copped one but the rest of the circle was a blur.
With a poor rendition of the MH3 Hash Song out of the way, hash nosh was on. What a great variety of food it was too. Well done Pensioner and Mango.
The setting was lovely to eat the meal and I was really enjoying my burger and sausage when I noticed innocent little petite Raggedy Ann sitting and enjoying her meal. I smiled and thought gosh Golly is a lucky bloke to have a lady like her, when all of a sudden I noticed a fu%*#ng big male appendage hanging between her legs. I fair dinkum choked on my bloody sausage! But then realised apparently its okay for Golly to be lucky to have a bloke like her/him/other also.
Scores for 2051
Swingers Club Symbol – 10/10
Run – 4/10 – too many invisible arrows and not enough hills
Circle – 5/10 more jokes people
Entrees – 1/10 who does entrees at hash anyways. Oh wait, TJ loved the mango dip thingy so that’s why it got one point, otherwise it would have been 0, like the need to entrees,
Main Course – 10/10 just bloody perfect and it’s not the hares fault I chocked on a sausage.
Pudding – 0/10 because what is that anyway?
Raggedy Ann coming out of the closet – 10/10
Until next time on on
JCF and TJ
