Run Date: 30th December 2019
Run No #2053
Hare: Matches
Venue: 12 Mason Street Ball Bay
Hashers: 10
What a record breaking event it was.
Run number 1 for the Ball Bay Tearaway HHH. We waited until almost 1815hrs for Golly but he did not show and we had 10 dedicated hashers wanting to do the Ball Bay circuit.
The hare aka Matches, mumbled tape and oh yeh chalk and stuff and things. With our decisive instructions it was off into the wild grey wander we went. It was approximately 2 minutes into the trail that Huey the rain maker started a tantrum but thankfully it wasn’t for long. We crossed lakes, a second hand car yard and found the most expensive council camping facility ever as we meandered the trail. It even had a piss stop. Port and lemonade which also doubled as the down down piss too.
Back at Ball Bay central we were treated to a wonderful salmon dip, nuts (Ball Bay specials), biscuits and some other dip I can’t recall. I thought is was weird having our meal before the circle but I was told they were pre dinner snacks, something this hasher has never heard of.
We all jumped to our feet as Ball Bay monk Zorro snapped us into a circle. Charges for Matches for setting the trail and a charge for not collecting the tape before the ever entertaining BBM Zorro cracked a couple of jokes. It was not long before we were introduced to a new hasher, Bernadette, who told us her life story. Well she copped a charge and then the song was sung.
We sat around chewing the Ball Bay fat for a while and then Matches presented us with the best ever ham and salad rolls.
They even served sweets which is something every run should have, except mine of course. Well until next week at Half a Boats shed ceeyuz.
On on
JCF and TJ
