HashNonTrash for run 2067 or 8 or 9…….. 13/04/20
Following on from an action-packed Easter where everyone stayed home, a whole hoard of non-hashers failed to descend on the White House in Rural View, to find the only Donnie in view was not His Royal Trumpship, but was in fact Streaker’s non-dog Donnie, who was viciously set upon by Mango’s non-pussy, whom she had inspiringly named Kit. Kit The Puss.
Swarming around the anti-Corona Virus spray, a dedicated band of non-hashers failed dismally in social distancing, non-hugging each other with pent-up glee. Things were starting to non-heat up and get a little steamy, so Pensch called the throng to the front yard, where he drew attention to the hill-levelling installation of three escalators, which weren’t there at all. Instead, the throng weren’t told to piss off in the direction of the park, beside which a patient herd of cattle stood quietly moo-ing, wearing their new saddles, upon which the non-hashers would be transported to the true start of the non-run at the bowls club, which had it’s doors firmly closed. Unfortunately, once aboard, the cows decided this was not a good idea, and immediately bucked the offending hashers off. That’s bucked, with a B…..
Deciding that 100 metres was far enough for a non-run, the non-hashers agreed to return to the White House On The Hill and enjoy some delectables. However, on arrival, they found that, being a non-run, there was no nibblies. And no Nosh. And since the HashPiss hadn’t arrived, no drinks as well. All topped off by no dessert. There was no circle, no charges, no jokes, no talk. A superb non-event. Topped off by what could only be described as a stoke of genius by Pensch. A quick phone call to the local constabulary saw a fleet of police cars not arrive on scene, and several Const. Plods cheerily handing out $1300 fines to all non-attendees. A magnificent windfall for our State Govt.
Tired, broke and hungry, our non-hashers decided to call it a day, but were further disappointed when they discovered their cars had all been non-vandalised by the local non-urchins.
All-in-all, Non-Hash at it’s finest.
Geez, I hope this shit doesn’t go on much longer
Pensch……
