Run Date: 6th July 2020
Run No #2070
Hare: Prick
Venue: 5/1 Kenzey St Mt Pleasant
Hashers: 16 ish
I think 16 Hashers gathered at Pricks place (hard to tell, because whenever I tried to count them, the women were pissing off to the dunny because of the cold & others to the piss truck parked in the next suburb)
As you have probably gathered by now, Piccolo is not the author of this trash, because the mammary mafia banded together to excuse her of the ornery task of not talking long enough to actually observe what else was going on. ( Don’t give me that shit about multy tasking.) So muggings here got shafted. Now it’s payback time.
As is the case lately a fire is the order of the day so as everyone arrived they did a little circle of the warmth to await the mysteries of the evening shuffle. As is also the case at this time the quality of the wood being burnt is discussed, and the usual two groups formed, 1 ; is it safe no chemicals 2 ; who gives a shit The second group must have won because it took Prick till 6.10 to get everyone away from the fire to the start.
The start ! that is almost as much as I know about the trail. After confidently following the trail down Kenzey St we walked into the never never and wandered around aimlessly doing a perfect imitation of the “Where The Fuck Are We Tribe” until we gave up and went back to the fire and booze. NATURALLY
Back at the on on we were spun a story by two suspect characters about them finding & following the trail Prick on hearing this backed them up insinuating the trail was set perfectly and gaining brownie points with the “GM” and the person he expected to write the run report HaHa HeHe (2020 strikes again) A perfect example of never letting the truth get in the way of a good story and the dangers of handballing the writing of the Hash Trash,
After warming up and cooling down (fire and cold booze) the circle was called and Prick was called to task, me for getting a year older, Baagoose & Half a boat for hiding the top of their heads and the naming of “topknot” . The usual hash info and Delicious once again hell bent on ripping off our money in the guise of a raffle. Song sung, Circle closed, and a stampede to the nosh of pies & pea’s
Great Hash night, lots of lies between friends
Next week at Piccolo’s
On On. Nicka.