Run Date: 20th July 2020
Run No #2072
Hare: Wombat
Venue: 8 Hokin Street Glenella
Hashers: 17
Wombat welcomed us all with open arms as we strolled up the side to where she had the fire ready to go. Just need a helping hand to chop some wood where a couple of able-bodied Hashers were only too delighted to be of help and show their masculinity off. We welcomed Knicka and Piccolo (cannot keep a good Hasher down) GM had kindly picked them both up. Knicka had some rather interesting artwork on his shirt too that he had resurrected from the hospital where they had literally cut it off him the prior week.
Out the front just after 6pm Wombat gave her instructions and we dispersed, around the burbs of Glenella, past Tonguer’s place. Pit stop at Wombat’s daughter’s place and On Home to where the fire was raging! BUT ALAS NO PISS!! What has Hash come to! Zorro saved the evening and quickly went and bought supplies much to the relief of the thirsty mob.
Tarzan called the circle and Flaps took the stance for the first story. Something about him being a Virgin and then mixed that up with talking about his wife but the marriage but not have been consummated at that stage! Jokes and charges called for to add to the evening’s entertainment until it was ‘Award time’
Cap for 50 runs for Wheelie (not impressed with his cap – doesn’t wear caps and no way was that hat going on his head!, although Streaker persevered to get a photo) 
400 runs for Golly – well he wore the pants over his head like a Burqua. 
& a special cap for Knicka which was to replace one stolen and not returned many years ago. It was called ‘The Swan Dive Award’
Raffle drawn by Delicious and would you believe Knicka won the $50 voucher from Dan Murphy! Might help dull some of the pain from those broken ribs!
Wombat then made a dart for the kitchen and brought out the Hash Nosh, well prepared Savoury mince with rice, but wait there was more. Wombat knows how to spoil us Hashers, she then served individual Banana Cakes with custard. Long live Hash!
On On to Clairview over the weekend and then On On to GM’s for next week’s run.
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