Run Date: 3rd August 2020
Run No #2074
Hare: Flaps
Venue: 17 Jarrah Street Andergrove
Hashers: 22
Roll call noted 22 Hashers made the effort to meet at 17 Jarrah Street to celebrate the culinary skills of ‘Flaps’ one of our 2 Hash Master Chefs.
Of course NOWHERE near 22 of you lazy lot bothered to do the run so diligently & distinctly marked – 
Well to tell the truth, Flaps you’ve always been one of my ‘fav’s’; a fellow hasher that I see as trustworthy…………… Well dam! Because it’s my walk next week & this report, I thought I’d extend myself to do the whole run for a change. I will admit the piss-stop was refreshing & delicious.
However, bloody hell Flappsy, I’ll never trust you again! 1 hour & 10 minutes later I returned foot/knee sore & throat hoarse from whinging for the last 20 minutes. Thanks Teflon & Penny – I couldn’t have done it without you!
Acting Monk Zorro did a good job keeping things rolling with the usual crap. Thanks Zorro, good to see you contribute something, seeing as you don’t come for the exercise (the whole point of hash I thought?)
There were the usual down-downs including one for my birthday – oh & thanks Pensioner for drawing everyone’s attention to that for me ………..NOT! Jokes ummmmmm what’s happening on this front, could we make a bit of an effort to contribute here – it’s sad when we come to actually missing Pea Beau’s dreadful attempts at humour.
Everyone was glad to hear the end of the club hash song, to get into what we were all secretly salivating about (especially the late arrival, non-walking bastards ) ….Flaps amazing food
Flaps you never disappoint. Dinner was amazing as was your wonderful fire.
Hash is at my place next week. See you all there! Hopefully I’ll remember and turn up on time! and maybe I’ll even be there when you all arrive!
On On
Hooker
