Run Date: 26th October 2020
Run No #2087
Hare: Fork & Screw
Venue: 80a Maple Drive, Andergrove
Hashers: 16
RUN REPORT FROM BAAGOOSE
The band of fearless hashers gathered slowly at the domicile of Fork and Screw in drizzling rain. Those who came prepared clutching umbrellas – so much for fearless hashers -who wants to get wet – maybe the rain will cause the colours to run on our colourful t-shirts.
Anyhow, we are sitting round talking hash bullshit when Fork/Screw announced that there was no marked trail, so those who are inclined can go for a walk. – Not even a live hare to give some direction.
After a short time, Flaps turned back. JCF and yours truly turned back to keep him company in the event of a mishap. Fortunately all was well, so we had a very short trail.
As the pack trailed in, we all sat around and talked hash bullshit and munched on some munchies, until the Monk called for a circle.
Run number 2087 – so what happened 100 runs ago. Jo Bjelke stood down and Mike Ahern became premier.
Top Knot was called upon to give a run report. As expected: hills, hills, hills.
Charges.
Screw for hare, JCF gave us a new song.
No more charges from the floor.
Charges from the AGPU. Reportedly JCF was swept out the door with the trash clutching?? Bottles to a waiting taxi. Who knows what happened from there?
Jokes.
Pensioner told one of the endless stream of jokes from Flavio and Fulvio.
Baagoose told the story of the three rats, followed by a joke about a small Italian wedding.
With no further entertainment, discussion re executive lunch. Taylors at 12.29.
Some discussion about international grandparents???
Hash song.
Circle closed 7.14.