Run Date: 16th August, 2021
Run No #2129
Hare: Flaps
Venue: 17 Jarrah Court Beaconsfield
Hashers – 24
Arriving at Flaps, we all lined our chairs around the fire in a big circle out the back where the coals were burning (heating up apparently) to be placed on the fire just at the right time. Flaps called us out the front where he then gave out ‘Legs 11’ envelopes for the run for the evening for a 4.1 kilometre walk apparently.
Very cleverly marked run – by the time you make it to the 2nd envelope reading, you’d done over half the course, so some short cutting bastards, were in a dilemma. Some dropped out but most meandered the streets of Andergrove getting a good view of the new Coles at Andergrove which has good reviews! And learning the names of the streets as we went along.
Once back, Esky opened, the fire was ablaze, and nibbles were out along with soup for the weary wanderers.
Circle called, remembering 16th August for whatever Smut had dug deep back to 1500’s. Hooker noted the Monk had omitted to inform the group of the real reason Michael Angelo was commissioned to create ‘David’, being that it was out there for the world to see; it’s OK to have an average sized penis.
A special down/down touched the hearts of even the toughest Mackay Hashers. A special drink for Rita Zammit (Golly’s Mum’s 100th birthday). Golly and Raggedy couldn’t be there with her in Victoria as bloody COVID interfered. Anyway, we had a cheers to Golly’s Mum.
Hare Flaps was given several down downs and 1 was for not putting stamps on the envelopes he gave out! After all he was the Post Office best Manager, what was he thinking!
Hashy Birthday down down to me….yes 21 again on Wednesday. Thanks for the male Hashers for providing the entertainment with their jokes.
Flaps then managed to produce a feast of 2 dishes, sweet and sour pork and a very yummy chicken and rice dish, all devoured and appreciated. But wait there’s more, apple pasties, donuts and the ‘all-sorts cake’.
Gradually the numbers started fading as chairs got packed up, goodbyes were said as everyone made their way On Home, thanking Flaps for an awesome effort.
On On
Teflon
