Run Date: 20th December,2021
Run No : 2148
Hare: Smut
Venue: Northview Park, Royal Bvd, Glenella
Hashers: 17
Another warm day but there is always a breeze at this park. Smut announced his run using some words that went over the head of some us less educated Hashers but we gathered it was on down the street to follow blue then pink and then yellow arrows and with a piss stop he called out at the last.
Plenty of checks and arrows to follow. Screw was quick to find the on home marks and waved at us from down the street but it was back around to the Emmanuel College and on to the park for a refreshing orange and green ginger concoction. Smut said we would find an obstacle on the way home if we followed trail. A large branch had broken off onto the pathway. Corgi tried rocking it but to no avail it would not break since she had plenty of practice on the weekend picking up after storms went through on our block. All back, we tried the dips, cheese, salami and biscuits with the cool beers and ciders. Top Knot had dropped off the esky and ice earlier with his moon boot on. He had some pins removed from his ankles and Wheelie wasn’t attending hash for a while due to Covid19. We didn’t twig then there was no Hash Piss transport tonight but became evident when we went to go home. Mango and Hooker thought they had done all the run but were asking where was the piss stop or was it just a lure. Time for the circle in 5 minutes Smut called. A run report and a down down for Smut. Charges and jokes were up next. Charges were for Smut for being out of practice breaking up the ice to fit into the esky. Tonguer and Septic our returning runner for talking in the circle, Screw for not following trail, Corgi for not clearing the obstacle, Piccolo for not liking the Executive lunch location and Flaps for hurting his dickie knee last week. Tonguer told his joke just remembering all of it as he went. Next weeks run announced Smut was off to get his Chicken and Pasta pot. We all had plenty and Flaps provided a creamy trifle.
Who was doing Hash Piss for next weeks run came evident. It was us but how to get the esky in the back of the MUX. Smut provided a tape to measure and it was a yes after moving my feed bucket for the cows and the tool box. We unloaded the beers, ciders and ice and repacked them back into the esky once in the car and again when we got home.
On On to the Park @ Ooralea Waters next week. Directions – Head South from the City Gates, Turn right at the lights at Bakers Creek into Temples Lane, continue through the round a bout then turn left to the Park.
Cheers
Daffodil and Corgi
🎅Hashy Xmas to all.🤶
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