Run Date: 11th April 2022
Run No :2164
Hare: Tarzan
Venue: 4 Evans Ave North Mackay
Hashers: 24
As another Monday evening descended on us, 24 eager Hashers gathered at Tarzan aka Tarboy and U Turn’s humble abode in Nth Mackay. The over riding factor of the night was, Wheelies 40th bday, he turned up early with his side kick Maneki Pussy, the excitement was the hash piss was early also.
Six pm came and the hare was casually putting on his shoes, so we waited while he chatted and put his shoes on.
When ready Tarboy called us to attention, the run was sent in chalk and on the right-hand side. If there were no marks, they were washed away in the scud of rain that came through at 5pm. Poor excuse, he just didn’t steal enough from the school. Tarboy, you have to put marks down so they can be washed away. Full marks for piss stop brew, then on home. It was noted that a few hashers lost trail very quickly, sniffed out the pub next door, as you do, dropped in and held up the bar for a short while.
Nibbles were served, sans 1 lot of salsa, which ended up the walls and on the floor of the kitchen. Beers were drunk, fees paid and a voice from out of the darkness called the circle. We all jumped to attention and formed said circle very promptly, (just joking).
Tarboy called forward to get his just desserts for a shitty trail. There were a few other charges can’t remember them all. Jokes were told, hashy birthday sung for Wheelie, Hash song sung and circle closed.
Nosh was served, and devoured in record time. Birthday cake, poppers, sparklers and desserts were ready. Another rousing rendition of Hash birthday sung again. Wheelie had a gay old-time testing most of the slices of his. Fantastic quality control technique he has.
Was a great night, with cold booze, great food, great company. With that mineself, Fork and Deliciousssh headed home.
See you all next week at Maple Drive.
Onon Screw
