Run Date: 18.04.2022
Run No: 2165
Hare: Fork
Venue: 80A Maple Drive, Andergrove
Hashers: 20
Who would have thought there was so many hashers doing nothing on an Easter Monday Public holiday! All 17 arrived in dribs and drabs chaffing at the bit to go for a walk or did they come to eat Screws 70+2 Birthday Cake, which is probably more likely.
Our Hare Fork, called “Are We” which eventually created some kind of movement towards the driveway and out to the road. Explaining that she had set a trail, but it was washed away by the rain, so it was to be a live hare run.
On there return we were joined by Joe, visiting from Capella (Fork’s Brother), yet another one looking to eat birthday cake. Nibbles was 2 elaborate boards filled with cheeses, salami, dried fruits, dips, and a variety of crackers. After these were completely devoured, and quite a few drinks later. Smut gave the 5-minute notice that the circle would be up.
The Hare was sung the usual “SHITTY” Trail song, not enough hills, not enough sand, too long, not long enough blah blah blah.
Charges for Tarzan, first for charging JCF for a hat, then it was decided it was a cap, then realised he stuffed up and could not charge JCF, who quickly reversed it. Then Tar boy again, with wishing Knicker Licker Happy Birthday when he arrived instead of Screw. Maneki Pussy just for being Japanese and having an unusual thirst for Guinness beer.
Returning runners included Flaps, Mariano and Knot Head. No name Joe gladly took one as a visitor.
Flaps told us a little story about his days selling door to door, which prompted Tonto to tell us about a stall at the Seaforth markets selling whips, which turned out to be selling cameras loaded with porn…..
Knot Head’s joke complete with props and actions, being an umbrella bang bang your dead gun, and his impersonation of a tank. Yes, you had to be there, but I am still in shock, he actually made people laugh. Which was rewarded with a down down and then copped another for spillage of beer on the couch.
Screw and Fork were both charged with Hashy Birthdays, Fork’s was last week, but had said nothing.
Hash song sung and the Circle closed, we were then served cold chicken, ham, salads and rolls, followed by the long-awaited Birthday cake, which didn’t disappoint.
I reminded everyone about the Mystery Bus Trip on Saturday the 28th of May, we need heaps more bums on seats for this one, so get your money in and come and enjoy a momentous day.
Also, if you wish to participate in the Over 100kg Run 11 (Virtual) to be held on Sunday the 19th of June 2022 please let me know. $35.00 buys you a Goodie Bag, which includes your very exclusive 5XL shirt. So you can be a fat bastard and eat pies and drink beer on the day, and send a photo to the Over 100kg Run Facebook page. We have 6 registered from Mackay so far.
See you next Monday for Anzac Day either at 6:00am for Mackay Full Moon Breakfast at Crystal’s abode or 6:00pm at 117 Tropical Avenue, Andergrove (that is if I am still upright)?
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