Run Date: 25.04.2022
Run No: 2166
Hare: Delicious
Venue: 117 Tropical Ave Andergrove
Hashers: 19
Well we all know whose run it is Just take one look at the sky, but even with it looking as black as a witches tit, 19 intrepid / stupid hashers turned up, for a run of undetermined length, because either the rain washing any marks away, or Delicious bring three sheets to the wind after Crystals dawn service run was not game to bend over to place them there. But one must give credit where credit is due because she spent a lot of time holding up the corner post of the veranda, presumably to protect us from the rain that didn’t fall until we were safely under cover.
The run, well what is there to say it was the shortest run ever but it still managed to get almost everyone lost and if it wasn’t for the hashers uncanny sense to be able to sniff out where the esky is some of them would still be out there Very Thirsty
One advantage of a short run is that U get more drinking time before the bloody Monk interrupts us to regale us with one of his history lessons. Be assured I have duly noted this and will be taking the appropriate shorter approach to run setting next week ???
Now onto the circle; the hare coped one for the run and one for hanging passionately onto quite a large pole. Prick for a returning runner. and I think others but I was at the esky getting a drink because I drank the other one during the history lesson Then 2 naming Queen Bee was dethroned and became Maple syrup and the Argentinean whose name I cannot pronounce let alone spell is now pussy fucker
There were a few jokes but the standard is declining. come on U lot circulate around town and pick up some new material.
Delicious presented the nosh and the sea gulls swooped followed by the quieter sound of munching and slurping AND finally the gentle patter of rain falling on the roof. The quieter sound of contented conversation ebbed and flowed till it was shattered by “Last Drinks Please” then the scramble to the esky soon after the sound chairs scraping and being folded as the intrepid faded into the evening thus ending the festivities
ON ON
Nicka
PS I was not the last to leave as I didn’t have to wait for Piccolo to finish eating,