Run Date: 26th Sept, 2022
Run No #2187
Hare: Pensioner & Mango
Venue: John Breen Park , Nth Mackay
Hashers: 27
Subject: new golf book
“This may help you improve your game
I kept this very quiet but I have written a book and am quite proud of the results and, in order to market the publication, I’m asking friends and family to spread the news about this essential read. This book on golf gives the reader valuable playing tips and insider information that I have gained through my 20+ years of golfing experience.
Highlights include:
Chapter 1) How to Properly Line Up Your Fourth Putt
Chapter 2) How to Hit a Maxfli ball from the Rough When You Just Hit a Titleist from the Tee
Chapter 3) How to Get More Distance off the Shank
Chapter 4) When to Give the Greenkeeper the Finger
Chapter 5) Proper Excuses for Drinking Beer Before 09:00
Chapter 6) How to Find That Ball That Everyone Else Saw Go in the Water
Chapter 7) How to Relax When You Are Hitting Three off the Tee
Chapter 8) How to Relax When You Are Hitting Five off the Tee
Chapter 9) When to Suggest Major Swing Corrections to Your Opponent
The book also includes some GOLF TERMINOLOGY –
A Diego Maradonna – a nasty 5 footer
A Salman Rushdie – an impossible read
A Philip Schofield – thought it was straight, but it wasn’t.
A Cuban – needs one more revolution
An Elton John – a big bender that lips the rim
An Adolf Hitler – two shots in the bunker
A Yasser Arafat – ugly and in the sand
A Kate Moss – bit thin
A Gerry Adams – playing a Provisional
A Brazilian – Just shaved the hole.
A Rodney King – overclubbed
An O. J. Simpson – got away with it
A Princess Grace – should have taken a driver
A Princess Di – shouldn’t have taken a driver.”
ON-ON Zorro
