Date – 29/05/2023
Run – #2223
Hare – Lassie
Venue – 8 Hague Street, East Mackay
Hashers: 25
Was a pretty full-on night offered by Lassie – can only be captured in dot-point form
- 25 including hare in attendance
- Hare admitted getting lost while setting run – set the tone for the night
- Front runners Shocker, Dip-Tits, Corgie & Smut endured all Lassies checks & spotted the bulk of the well disguised marks to reach the piss-stop before taking a moonlit walk on the beach
- Golly miraculously stumbled upon the piss-stop while the hare was on site – both decided to pack up and piss-off home
- Blurry & sniffer (or is that snorter) dog found the piss-stop location, but no piss stop
- Whereabouts of Blurry, Matches and others were unknown, so the hare went off in search
- Hare got lost for the second time that day
- Tasty pre-nosh served
- Circle formed fashionably late – waiting for hare to get un-lost
- Hare was forced to drink multiple litres of the piss-stop flavoured beer following numerous run-setting related charges
- Hash Choir got confused
- Popcorn told a cracker
- Blurry, Pants & Popcorn took returning runner charges
- Shocker ratted on Tounger for dismantling his brand new car
- GM returned to usual under-achieving self after over-extending himself theprevious week
- Tasty nosh served around the fire pit
- All got tired and went home
See you all next Monday night at 57 Bradman Drive, Glenella.
On On Smut
