Date – 26/06/2023
Run – #2227
Hare – Pensioner & Mango
Venue – John Breen Park, Malcomson Street, North Mackay
Hashers: 26
An intrepid bunch of approximately zero supremely fit runners turned up however there was another crowd of worn out runners (aka walkers) 26 in all. These magnificent former athletes answered the call of On On. They followed the setting sun and it was off down Malcomson Street and headed across the Maplethorpe Bridge into the heart of the Dark Side of town.
It was about this time that two of the prominent hashers who being fully aware of the crime wave became concerned about the safety of the hash piss. They returned to find Flaps valiantly guarding the grog, ably assisted by the Hare. After checking the contents of the esky it was found that 2 beers were in imminent danger, so were consumed with gusto before they become hot. It was only a few more minutes and the hordes arrived to help with emptying the eskys.
The monk eventually called the circle to order and we were given a history lesson about what happened on this day eons ago. Somehow John Deere became involved but I missed the rest whilst getting another beer. The hare got his Down Down for not getting the pack lost in the dark; apparently it was a shitty trail, no hills, no shiggy, no muggings and worst of all no piss stop.
Jokes were told, Zorro got a down down, just because, apparently it’s the GMs job to set the mood for the evening. Tarzan gave us another history listen something about Thursday Island. Then there was a bit of debate on who will be choirmaster for a few weeks as, Tarzan, our current one is doing a bit of attention seeking in Townsville. Don’t think the position was filled or maybe it was when I was checking the state of the eskys.
Eventually the circle closed, but to be reconvened at 19 Tern Street, Slade Point next week
ON ON
Snot
