Date – 04/12/2023
Run – 2251
Hare – Shocker
Venue – Run: Park Area, Sturt Cres, Settlers Rise.
Nosh: 4/23 Sunset Dr, Erakala
Hashers: 18.5
15 Hashers and young Landon on his scooter, headed off on the run just after 6pm, with Golly leading the way. Pussy Fucker arriving late, managed to find the way after running into Pensioner on his way back. 2 Hashers got lost driving to the Nosh Venue…….
Circle called and History lesson from the honourable Monk Smut: –
“Sati (or Suttee), an obsolete Hindu practice of widows burning themselves alive—willing or unwilling—on the funeral pyres of their husbands.” WTF……. Who the hell would want to be married in India.
Run was rated as “Shit Hot” by front runner Lassie, although it was hot, it did include hills, mud and a piss stop. Best run she had done in years (except for the green ants & stinky mud) claiming it was exactly what a hash run should be with lots of “Blood, Sweat & Tears” no wait, was that “Mud, Sweat & Beers!”
Tarzan concurred it was a good run and gave it the thumbs up.
Charges: –
Matches & Zorro – Leaving trail less than 20 metres from the piss stop.
Delicious – MIA at a run making Flaps wear himself out looking for her, presuming she had been eaten by a shark.
Tonguer – Suggesting that Flaps was not wearing a Hash Shirt.
(Give us a kiss and I will tell you a secret) – I don’t know why I wrote this down?
Prick – For breaking his directors chair with just a little fart.
Jokes & Stories: –
Flaps – Something about surgeons operating with only Shit & Brains to make the current PM of Australia.
Shocker told 2 Jokes, but they were very close to being Dad Jokes.
Golly – Big Boots = Big Carriage, end result given $200 to buy shoes that fit.
Maple Syrup – Her Mother farting in Church and hoping no-one heard. Her Father saying, she needed to buy new batteries for her hearing aid.
Flaps – A Nun in Vietnam hiding a man under her skirt from the draft. The Nun then asked if he could see the colour of his balls, as he was hiding as well.
Birthdays: – Corgi received chocolates for this Sunday the 10th December.
Pussy Fucker wanted to know where his chockies were from the 19th November, and who has his “Dirty Old Man Award”? Zorro said he would bring it along next week.
Reminder about the Christmas Run on the 18th December at Tarzan & U-Turn’s.
Don’t forget your $15.00 Secret Santa Present, not a cent over or under.
Next week’s run at 117 Tropical Avenue, Andergrove.
Christmas Day Run is Lassie on Monday 25.12.2023 & New Years Day Run is Flaps on Monday 01.01.2024. Please let them know if you will be attending.
Executive Lunch – Boomerang Hotel
Christmas in July at Halliday Bay Resort – 19-20th July 2024, a reminder to book your accommodation if you are attending this event, as it will be busy time of year.
No further rude remarks, song sung and circle close- ed.
Hash Nosh: –
Nibbles of Dips and Bickies are still in Shocker’s fridge.
Main – Spaghetti Bolognaise with heaps of pasta, cheese, and bread & butter.
Desert – Tim Tams as they were half price.
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