Date: 16/12/24
Run: 2306 – Christmas Run
Hares: Tarzan
Location: 4 Evans Avenue, North Mackay
Hashers: 23
Christmas arrived early for the midges of North Mackay when they were afforded the opportunity to feast upon 23 hapless hashers who had descended upon Tarzan & U-Turn’s backyard.
The sound of uncontrolled scratching was soon replaced by the pungent smell of toxic DEET.
Some weather-conscious hashers were looking nervously to the threatening skies in the west, but resident meteorologist, Golly, was adamant that the MH3 2024 Christmas celebrations would not be impacted by weather – turns out, Golly was right. This was probably the most outstanding feature of the event – Golly getting something right for once.
After some spirited fellowship and depositing of Secret Santa gifts in some novel table-top ornamental sleighs supplied by Lassie, the Hare addressed the gathered throng with run instructions.
Tarzan mumbled something about rain, no marks, piss-stop and a Christmas tree. Despite the scant instructions, a cohort of hashers confidently set off in a southerly direction to pass over the Forgan Bridge. Risking life and limb, dodging a continual barrage of e-scooters flying past at break-neck speed, runners arriving at Bluewater Quay were met by an enthusiastic Tarzan, brandishing a refreshing beverage. Drinks were consumed, a group photo taken in front of the Christmas tree before the treacherous e-scooter dodging return was attempted.
The circle was called, followed by the usual nonscience. Returning runners Pants & JCF’s poor attendance record was recognised & Knicker Licker had his run tally upgraded from 500 runs to 600 runs following a clerical error.
With circle closed, hashers tucked into a Committee supplied (facilitated by principal providores Snot and Insex) selection of cold meat and salad before the GM regathered participants to each receive a heap of useless crap under the guise of Secret Santa.
With dessert (provided by Flaps) served and washed down with last drinks, participants wandered off home in a perplexing quandary, trying to decide what to do with their Secret Santa gift – do they bin it immediately or pass it off onto some unsuspecting relative.
See you next week at 20 Royal Boulevard, Glenella.
On on
Smut
