Date – 10/02/2025
Run – 2314
Hare – Matches
Venue – 35 Graves St, North Mackay
Hashers: 23
Exactly 23 Hashers presented themselves at 6.00pm anticipating a wet run. The runners were not disappointed when it didn’t rain. Having said that, around six runners only went to the first corner and returned to the grog where they joined Snot and Flaps. These two gallant hashers with guarding the hash Esky.
It wasn’t long before the rest of the peloton returned to the Esky to let the festivities commence. Matches put together her usual yummy salmon dip and another one with fruit chutney in it. As well, for the skinny people there were carrot sticks and other healthy stuff in abundance, but I didn’t even really look at that.
Smut eventually called the circle up. We prepared ourselves for the normal history lesson. However, much to our disappointment this was not to be the case. Instead, Tarzan gave his take on “I’m getting a window seat on the plane only to find out that the manufacturers had neglected to put a window next to that seat”.
The Fine section included two broken down worn out old runners for not wearing running shoes to the event and wearing thongs instead. We had a virgin runner Gavin, returning runner Rarebit and a few more fines I can’t really remember. Jokes were told Hash song sung and circle closed.
For nosh we had fresh buns and bread, silverside and plenty of condiments followed by a dessert of trifle and tim tams. A special thankyou here to Matches for catering to those amongst us with dietary requirements by making a special gluten free dessert for Insex.
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