Date – 14/04/2025
Run – 2323
Venue: John Breen Park, North Mackay
Hare – Pensioner & Mango
Hashers – 19
Once again it is Monday evening (once a week) and from 5.30 to 6.00 a diverse group of people gather at a predetermined location to (a) see others (b) talk crap (c) drink booze (d) see other locations (e) not really sure (f) try someone else’s cooking
At 6.00 ish the hare gets up (in this case Pensioner) and proceeds to tell those gathered what he wants them to do for the next 45 to 60 minutes, in his case follow written instructions. As usual this causes confused facial expressions much scratching of heads finally a decision made and people heading off to all points of the compass or the nearest chair or their car to go to the nearest pub or club . I heard a rumour thar some even followed the written instructions, some people just can’t think for themselves ,finally after the allocated time all return to the park because beverages have been provided
One would think that this would mean a time for relaxation and conversation and it was till the bloody Monk disrupted good karma to give us a history lesson and to accuse some of us of being naughty boys & girls . Because some idiot in the dark ages bestowed power to his position we had to listen what he had to say This included that the hare stuffed up and also told false stories last week and that he and mango just served a longer incarceration for marriage than for murder, Titanic for no hash gear Harbor for being harbor and a fair group of people not for missing some hash runs but for coming back .That were others but I am getting old
The evenings gastronomic delights were produced when the monk finally shut up was gratefully attacked and devoured by the swarming seagulls in what is traditionally the shortest time period in the whole evening
After a much more sedate period of conversation and substance intake a few of the fossils started packing up their equipment and started the evacuation which in the blink of an eye left the park vacated.
Next week’s run will be at the BBQ area behind the Gooses club. This is so they won’t have to drive there ” god I’m kind ‘
On On
Nicka
