Date – 03/05/2025
Run – 2326
Venue – 19 Tern Street Slade Point
Hare – Snot and Insex
Hashers – 21
I have been requested by Rarebutt to compile a precise of the run following his unfortunate migraine. Luckily, I knew the venue, run and participants very well and am uniquely qualified to give an accurate critique.
Our beloved Sir Snott picked up the golden telephone and requested that the rain and wind gods desist with the bloody rain for at least 24 hours and give him a chance to set a perfect run. The scene was now set and no one was left to wonder what a perfect run was ahead. A departure from tradition was that the piss stop was at the commencement some 50 meters from the start on a headland overlooking the calm ocean and being high tide the water as at our feet. BEERHUNTERS HHH were deliriously happy with this innovation.
The superbly marked trail, quite possibly the best marked in MH3 history, made possible by the rain god washing the road/footpath with 1 wheelbarrow full of rain the previous day. Sir Snotts newly constructed auto maker (patent pending) performed faultlessly as the trail wound its way passed numerous heritage sites and even offered a selection of used household furniture. Courtesy of tenants very likely absconding without paying rent and the bailiff removing all items to give the poor fukin landlord his destroyed home back. But I digress, after more superbly marked trail, all flat, and 2103 meters later all arrived home.
Here all got into the beer, wine and cider had a few nibbles. Our illustrious monk called circle up then gave us a sermon he had prepared for the previous week but he went awol instead so we got it tonight. The hares were then called to account for the run. Apparently a 10/10 score is pretty rare but I must accept credit as I earned it. There was a few other fines a few jokes told whilst the Monk again disappeared but returned dressed in all his regalia. Just Sandy and Just Otto were summoned, after being forced to kneel before almighty Monk he bestowed upon them their names and they shall henceforth be known as Gravel Rash and OMG ( oh my god) from this day forth.
Flaps celebrated the day of his birth and consider himself very lucky I didn’t make a cake on his head, even had the ingredients ready.
Then INSEX served dinner consisting marinated chicken infused with Chardy, 15 herbs and spices ala dente pasta laced with thickened cream.
Sir Snott then brought out desert Passionfruit jelly cheesecake and left over jelly in the Passionfruit shells
Circle closed and song sung.
ON ON
SIR SNOTT
